I’ve Got Your Back – BONUS POST

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Currently, this is what president Donald Trump’s handlers are singing on his behalf.

I’VE GOT YOUR BACK

sung to the tune of “I Want You Back” with apologies to the Estate of Michael Jackson, the Jackson Five, and to whomever else the rights may concern.

[whining]

Let me protect you now.

I have the White House to myself.

My messaging’s turning around.

Fox’s smears and lies always helped me, stand out in my crowd.

I gave my enemies the knockout punch when that was all it took.

Now’s the right time for me, to massage the history books.

Ooh, believe me, forget all my rants. I’ll show you I’m good.

Won’t you please help me stay, king of the world.

America, I must try, to let you know, let-you-know, believe me.

I’m still in-no-cent of everything.

I’ve got your back. I do now. I’ve got your back. Ooh believe me. I’ve got your back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve got your back. Don’t you worry.

Trying to win my base’s love was one long reckless fight.

I need to show the world, that I know wrong from right.

Only cream and SOB’s, rise to the top.

In my conquest for the world, I never, ever stop.

Let me protect-you now.

Ooh, believe me, forget all my rants. I’ll show you I’m good.

Won’t you please help me stay, king of the world.

America, I must try, to let you know, let-you-know, believe me.

I’m still in-no-cent of everything.

You-you-you-you, you-you-you-you,

I-give you a lot, you-you-you-you, all you need, you-you-you-you, all you want. You-you-you-you, all you need.

Forget all my rants.

I’ll show you I’m good.

Ooh, believe me, believe me, believe me, forget all my rants. I’ll show you I’m good.

America, I must try, to let you know.

I’m still in-no-cent of everything.

Let me protect you. Forget all my rants. Ooh, I’ll protect you…

The Budget Show – BONUS POST

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It’s a new year, and an old budget fight. In connection herewith: a song the Democrats are singing.

THE BUDGET SHOW

sung to the tune of a composite of the Muppet Show theme song, with apologies to Disney, Estate of Jim Henson and to whomever ever else the rights may concern.

[spoken by Kermit]

It’s the budget show, with our very special regular distraction: the football industry, yay!!

It’s time to face the music.

It’s time to-gaslight the Right.

It’s time to flirt with a shutdown,

on the budget show tonight.

GOP blames a flood of scapegoats.

It’s time we assess the Right.

It’s time to raise the cuts on the budget show tonight.

[Waldorf and Statler sing the next 4 lines; season 5]

We all agree to stay mum-here.

The half of it, you don’t KNOW.

It’s like a form of torture,

when we’re scandalized on our show.

To push for lower-cost healthCARE,

that’s what we’re here to do,

but with witch hunts and the-prez’s-cronies,

tax dollars are stolen from you.

[Kermit on getting things started below]

It’s time our media donors rePORted,

on how GOP’s sordid…

on the most Orwellian, Machiavellian,

averting-peaSANT-rebellion…

This is the ReCURring budget show!

[spoken] The budget show. Sponsored by powerless, law-abiding American taxpayers.

The Tricks – BONUS POST

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BREAKING NEWS: The media are distributing a reality-show franchise, Reaganomics on Steroids, a GOP Production. Here’s the theme song.

THE TRICKS

sung to the tunes of “The Twist” and “Let’s Twist Again” with apologies to the Estate of Chubby Checker and to whomever else the rights may concern.

BUDget gaming, with accounting tricks.

Biden deFAMing, we get our kicks.

Reinforce the Trump brand, even more in ’26.

Ha, ha, tricks, gravy, ACA tricks. (round-and-turn-around)

Yeah, just trust our tricks. (We’re down and out.)

Come on, settle this, our last licks.

While Trump’s sleeping, and payroll’s ground down.

Yeah, profiteering leaping. Enforcers ain’t around.

The Dems we’re gonna nix, nix, nix, until we wear the House down.

Ha, ha, tricks, gravy, ACA tricks. (round-and-turn-around)

Yeah, just trust our tricks. (We’re down and out.)

Come on, settle this, our last licks.

Yeah, we all SEETHE, at the Dems’ wish list. USA NEEDS, a military mix.

We put poor Americans in hock. We don’t tax the rich.

Ha, ha, tricks, gravy, ACA tricks. (round-and-turn-around)

Yeah, just trust our tricks. (We’re down and out.)

Come on, settle this, our last licks.

AND THE SEQUEL:

Can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Yeah, still we dish it out, like we did last year.

Don’t let foreigners, steal our Hummers.

Yeah, it’s tricks again, fixing time is here.

Defunding and defunding back and forth, we GO again.

Make them know we’re tough you KNOW, and then,

can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Come on, still we dish it out, like we did last year. (tricks)

Can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Yeah, still we dish it out like we did last year.

Don’t let foreigners, steal our Hummers.

Come on, it’s tricks again, fixing time is here.

Defunding and defunding back and forth we GO again.

Make them know we’re tough you KNOW, and then,

come on, can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Yeah, still we dish it out like we did last year.

Come on, can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Come on, it’s tricks again, fixing time is here.

Trump’s Brain Is Hazy – BONUS POST

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It’s politics and business as usual in this slow-news-period holiday season. Here’s a ditty about that.

TRUMP’S BRAIN IS HAZY

sung to the tune of “Luck Be A Lady” with apologies to Estates of Frank Loesser, Frank Sinatra and to whomever else the rights may concern.

They should call out hazy Trump. There’s no room for doubt.

All times he has a very shady-like way of cutting out.

He dominates the GOP. His profiteering has been lush.

And yet, before his term is over, his brain is total mush.

He’s mute on serious matters, xenophobic he stays.

And so his foes just hope, he goes away.

Trump’s brain is hazy alright. Trump’s brain is hazy alright.

Trump’s brain was always lazy to begin with. Trump’s brain is hazy alright.

Trump owns militaRIES.

He’s like Soviets and Chinese.

He’s fronted by the gun-loving guys he’s been with.

Trump’s shady with his GOP.

Hegseth and Musk are Trump’s escorts.

Where’s healthCARE? The deficit’s not NICE.

Trump’s charade is distracting, delaying his doom,

as he sops up AI software’s adVICE.

He hardly keeps his party polite.

They’re never out of his sight.

They’re stuck with him lately. They’re mutually dependent.

Trump’s a charade tonight.

Trump owns militaRIES.

He’s like Soviets and Chinese.

He’s fronted by the gun-loving guys he’s been with.

Trump’s shady with his GOP.

Hegseth and Musk are Trump’s escorts.

Where’s healthCARE? The deficit’s not NICE.

Trump’s charade is distracting, delaying his doom,

as he sops up AI software’s adVICE.

He hardly keeps his party polite.

They’re never out of his sight.

They’re stuck with him lately. They’re mutually dependent.

Trump’s a charade, Trump’s a charade, where’s the 25th Amendment tonight?

Legal Bills Suck- BONUS POST

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Trump has been the most litigious president in American history. Here’s a little holiday ditty about this.

LEGAL BILLS SUCK

sung to the tune of “Jingle Bell Rock” with apologies to Estate of Bobby Helms and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.

Legal bills bring a deficit sting.

Trump’s suing and blowing taxpayer funds.

Now the legal bills weigh a ton.

Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.

Legal bills’ times,

add up and climb.

Trump’s suing and screwing, taxpayers, here.

These are costly years.

What a frightening time,

it’s the Right’s crime,

to suck our wealth away.

GOP time is a swell time

to blame Biden in infinite ways.

Hurry up, judges, courts–reject tariffs complete,

or Trump will pass the buck.

We’ll fix his tricks so the poor can eat.

Trump’s legal bills suck.

Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.

Legal bills’ times,

add up and climb.

Trump’s suing and screwing, taxpayers, here.

These are costly years.

What a frightening time,

it’s the Right’s crime,

to suck our wealth away.

GOP time is a swell time

to blame Biden in infinite ways.

Hurry up, judges, courts–reject tariffs complete,

or Trump will pass the buck.

We’ll fix his tricks so the poor can eat.

Trump’s legal bills, Trump’s legal bills, Trump’s legal bills suck.

Do You Know What I’ve Done – BONUS POST

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This is what Trump was singing when his thinking was lucid.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’VE DONE FOR THE USA?

sung to the tune of “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” with apologies to Dionne Warwick and to whomever else the rights may concern.

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Do you know what I’ve done for the USA?

I’ve been prez so long. I did it right, I again made us great.

Do you know what I’ve done for the USA?

I’ve given us all peace of mind in the USA.

My beautiful bill is a great big giveaway.

I put illegals down and raised the bar.

In all my years, I’ve always been a star.

I made world peace. How great is that?

And all those losers, who never-were,

can get their funds cut-off and kiss my ass.

Criminals make me seethe in the USA.

We’re going to conquer space.

The White HOUSE is where I’ll stay.

I was born and raised in the USA.

I sent bad people away from the USA.

Fame and fortune, I’ve achieved in my life.

I’ll show you how to do it, TOO.

Buy my stuff, donate to the GOP, do what I do.

The Dems will turn to dust and blow away,

but if you want, to be my friend, you’ll get rich and happy right away.

I’ve got lots of friends in the USA.

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Do you know what I’ve done for the USA?

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My beautiful bill is a great big giveaway.

I put illegals down and raised the bar.

In all my years, I’ve always been a star.

I made world peace. How great is that?

And all those losers, who never-were,

can get their funds cut-off and kiss my ass.

I’ve got lots of friends in the USA.

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Do you know what I’ve done for the USA?

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Can’t wait to do more for the USA.

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Reagan – BONUS POST

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Trump is obviously ruminating on his legacy at this time. He’s trying to out-Reagan Reagan in terms of instilling fond memories in his base’s hearts and minds. Below is what Trump was secretly singing when his thinking was lucid.

Trump is praising the president he most imitated, and with whom he had the most in common. He:

  • passed big tax cuts;
  • sent US troops and law enforcement on international and national adventures because he believed in “might makes right” in the name of national security;
  • was extremely focused on maintaining America’s worldwide hegemony and dominance at the expense of catastrophic environmental damage;
  • has symptoms of senility which his handlers are hushing up– they’re implementing his messaging and policies on his behalf.

REAGAN

sung to the tune of “Woman” with apologies to the Estate of John Lennon and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Reagan, I was so impressed

with your ideology and cleverness.

After all, I’m forever in your debt.

And Reagan, I will do no less,

in my dealings and dominance.

You taught me, the scheme for success.

Ooh, al-so, I sue-sue-sue, sue, sue.

Ooh, al-so, I sue-sue-sue, sue, sue.

Reagan, I hope you understand, why I rile up my fellow men.

Please remember, their lives are in my hands.

And Reagan, you were close to my heart.

But as presidents, we were far apart.

After all, I’ll be a bigger star.

Ooh, al-so, I sue-sue-sue, sue, sue.

Ooh, al-so, I sue-sue-sue, sue, sue.

Reagan, you were consistently plain.

My style is to cause sorrow and pain.

And I will do it again and again and again.

I’ll outlast you-ou ou, yeah, yeah. Now and forever.

I’m above you ou-ou, yeah, yeah. Now and forever.

I’ll outlast you-ou ou, yeah, yeah. Now and forever.

***

But Reagan was pre-internet. In the Trump Era, just as electronic words can globally, instantaneously appear, they can be changed, or disappear. Electronic historical revisionism is easier, faster and more environmentally friendly than book-burning. It remains to be seen whose propaganda will prevail as conveyed by the latest technology, in the next century.

Burning Question – BONUS POST

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In the last forty years, New Yorkers’ political subconscious has yielded the following:

  • two Jewish mayors (Koch, Bloomberg) had 3 terms each;
  • two mayors (Giuliani, de Blasio) with Italian names had two terms each;
  • two black mayors (Dinkins, Adams) had one term each.

How many terms do you think a Muslim mayor will have?

On a related plane, here’s a little ditty on the state of affairs of the leader of the United States.

TRUMP’S FREE OF TRUTH

sung to the tune of “Up On the Roof” with apologies to the Estate of Gerry Goffin, Carole King, The Drifters and their estates, and to whomever else the rights may concern.

When those liberals keep shutting Trump down,

and pesky laws are just too much for him to face,

he’ll use AI in front of Fox’s cameras,

and all his words will fall, right into place.

Free of truth he’s peaceful as can be.

And there his world of flacks executes his fantasies.

So when his brain is feeling tired-and-gone,

he’ll go where his GOP friends kiss his feet.

He’ll get far away from the irksome crowds

who’re asking tough questions from front-row seats.

Free of truth, that’s the only way he knows.

Luckily, his power allows him to make it so.

Trump’s free of truth.

All the time Fox puts on a show for free.

And you can help them re-write history.

He’s telling you, he’s making America a great paradise, that’s trouble-proof.

But if there’s someone shutting you down, why, it’s you know who.

Trump’s free of truth.

Oh Yes, Trump’s Got Flunkies – BONUS POST

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Here’s the current political situation in America.

OH YES, TRUMP’S GOT FLUNKIES

sung to the tune of The Monkees TV theme song, with apologies to whomever the rights may concern.

Round the world, Trump-flies on Air Force One.

All his profiteering, is never done.

Oh yes, Trump’s got flunkies.

His flunkies enable his rule.

They are always busy, screaming his enemies are fools.

Foreign countries are friendly, distracting from the shutdown here.

He’s cheating our young generation, of democracy we hold so dear.

Oh yes, Trump’s got flunkies.

You never know where he’ll be found.

So you better get ready, America’s bankruptcy-bound.