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Modern Trump – BONUS POST

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Here’s yet another song about you-know-who.

MODERN TRUMP

sung the tune of “Modern Love” with apologies to the Estate of David Bowie and to whomever else the rights may concern.

He’s never giving out.

Your mind, he’s staying in.

He gets evil done.

He’s got big plans, oh boy.

Things have really changed.

He controls the wind.

And he’ll never say goodbye.

Oh, he lies. He lies.

He was elected late in life.

He had the power to charm.

He’s had too long a reign.

And he’ll never say goodbye.

Oh, he lies. He lies.

No more will we fall for, modern Trump.

Haunts all sides of us. Modern Trump.

Won’t say goodbye. Modern Trump.

Sells his merch on our dime.

Merch on our dime. Terrifies me.

Merch on our dime. Hurts his party.

Merch on our dime.

Puts my trust in jeopardy.

Jeopardy. No confessions.

Jeopardy. No religion.

Jeopardy. HE’s all push and shove.

His governing doesn’t work.

He had the power to charm.

He’s had too long a reign.

And he’ll never say goodbye.

Oh, he lies. He lies.

No more will we fall for, modern Trump.

Haunts all sides of us. Modern Trump.

Won’t say goodbye. Modern Trump.

Sells his merch on our dime.

Merch on our dime. Terrifies me.

Merch on our dime. Hurts his party.

Merch on our dime.

Puts my trust in jeopardy.

Jeopardy. No confessions.

Jeopardy. No religion.

Jeopardy. HE’s all push and shove.

Haunts all sides of us. Modern Trump.

Won’t say goodbye. Modern Trump.

Sells his merch on our dime.

Merch on our dime. Terrifies me.

Merch on our dime. Hurts his party.

Merch on our dime.

Puts my trust in jeopardy.

Jeopardy. No confessions.

Jeopardy. No religion.

Jeopardy. HE’s all push and shove.

Modern Trump.

Haunts all sides of us. Modern Trump.

Won’t say goodbye. Modern Trump.

Haunts all sides of us. Modern Trump.

Won’t say goodbye. Modern Trump.

No more will we fall for, modern Trump. Modern Trump…

Trump Would Never Reign – BONUS POST

American culture champions: money whores, power whores, and attention whores. This is why the current American leadership is lawless.

Enough people were so extremely desperate for social acceptance, they were willing to endure hazing to get into Trump’s inner circle– the dominant, criminal faction of the GOP. It’s human nature. It’s Mindy Kaling’s “Is everyone hanging out without me?”

Since they got in, their comfortable myths won’t let them leave. This Bertrand Russell quote can never be repeated enough:

“There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. Almost inevitably some part of him is aware that they are myths and that he believes them only because they are comforting. But he dare not face this thought! Moreover, since he is aware, however dimly, that his opinions are not rational, he becomes furious when they are disputed.”

They leave only when they’re sufficiently harmed financially or emotionally.

Clearly, this is how greedy or fearful the people in power are: Trump himself is mentally incompetent, but he still has yet to be removed from office! Very few people believed he would become president of the United States in the first place.

This is a bad situation for the world. But history has these hiccups. Here’s the song Trump’s inner-circle members are singing.

TRUMP WOULD NEVER REIGN IN DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA

sung to the tune of “It Never Rains in Southern California” with apologies to Albert Hammond and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Got on board prez admin, 47.

GOP plotted long before, what to do.

That talk of opportunism, tax breaks and looting, rang true. It sure rang true.

Seemed Trump would never reign in District of Columbia.

Seems I’ve often heard that kind of talk before.

Trump NOW-reigns in Col-UMB-ia.

The donors, they wouldn’t warn ya.

His encore. Man, the whores.

Congress DOES no work. Trump’s out of his head.

The admin shows no respect. U.S. is out of bread.

U.S. is underloved. It’s underfed.

I’m gonna go VOTE.

Trump NOW-reigns in Col-UMB-ia.

The donors, they wouldn’t warn ya.

His encore. Man, the whores.

Won’t you tell the folks to vote, in midterm elections.

The coffers, they’re empty. There’s nothing LEFT to take.

I’ve GOT attorneys around me. Trump has gagged and bound me.

From him I can’t break, from him I can’t break.

Seemed Trump would never reign in District of Columbia.

Seems I’ve often heard that kind of talk before.

Trump NOW reigns in Col-UMB-ia.

The donors, they wouldn’t warn ya.

His encore. Man, the whores.

My Rights – BONUS POST

In the 1990’s in corporate America, the outsourcing of lower-cost workers (for telephone and tech labor, especially) to nations other than the United States, was a trend. It turned out to be NOT such a good idea, due to cultural clashes and linguistic misunderstandings.

AI will play out similarly. Linguistic misunderstandings and software glitches will lead to lawsuits. When financial losses from lawsuits reach critical mass, live people will have to sort it out.

So regardless of whether the world’s biggest attention-whore (Trump) urges the US government to regulate AI, the profit motive will drive the trend.

The profit-motive and attention-motive drive Trump’s shenanigans. In the latter case, the only thing worse than being talked about is… NOT being talked about! Here’s the song his handlers are singing now on his behalf.

MY RIGHTS

sung to the tune of “My Life” with apologies to Billy Joel and to whomever else the rights may concern.

BlackBALLED by my old friends. We used to be real close.

Told ’em I am making America great.

I called the shots. Bought the House. I rocketed to the top post.

Now the GOP’s going to take over every state.

America, don’t worry. I made us again great.

Don’t you dare tell me I can’t have-a-third-term.

I don’t care what you say anymore. I know MY rights.

I say we can’t have fake news. This is my show.

I always said you have to let me have another chance (I always said you had to).

I always said we’re a victim of immiGRANTS (I always said).

You’re always wrong (always wrong). I am so strong (am so strong).

And you can’t speak your mind. I’m the greatest of all time.

I will tell Fox it must cover me in every last race.

Then I’ll tell you you must do whatever I say.

And sooner or later I’ll own outer space.

Anyway, it’s okay. I get sued every day.

America, don’t worry. I made us again great.

Don’t you dare tell me I can’t have-a-third-term.

I don’t care what you say anymore. I know MY rights.

I say we can’t have fake news. This is my show.

I always said you have to let me have another chance (I always said you had to).

I always said we’re a victim of immiGRANTS (I always said).

You’re always wrong (always wrong). I am so strong (am so strong).

And you can’t speak your mind. I’m the greatest of all time.

I don’t care what you say anymore. I know MY rights.

I say we can’t have fake news. This is my show.

Go. Eff yourself. It’s MY rights.

Hacks and Todd Blanche – BONUS POST

Here’s a song about the sorry state of affairs at the Justice Department.

HACKS AND TODD BLANCHE

sung to the tune of “Jack and Diane” with apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Little ditty ’bout hacks and Todd Blanche.

They’re DOJ busybodies in Never-Never Land.

Jeanine Pirro thinks she’s a reality show star.

Blanche does witch hunts similar to Bill Barr’s.

Suckin’ at prosecuting, the accused who walk free.

Blanche pushes Trump’s crap. Lawyers quit. There’s mutiny.

Why haven’t Blanche and his gang been impeached?

Congress and their-donors are crooks, and they do what they please.

Sigh. Oh yeah, the Right keeps on, long after the thrill of bitching is gone.

Oh yeah, the Right keeps on, long after the thrill of bitching is gone. With Fox on.

Jeanine set us back on the “reflecting pool” of the moment.

Her dispatches were as disgusting as VP JD’s.

Well then there Todd Blanche is Trump’s chump without pity.

Todd Blanche says “Slaves, you ain’t SEEing nothing.”

Fox is playing. Oh yeah, the Right keeps on, long after the thrill of bitching is gone. Oh yeah, the Right keeps on, long after the thrill of bitching is gone.

No rule-of-law for them. Others they probe. Ain’t a man alive who can save their souls. They boost Fox’s ratings as long as they can. Next charade is coming around real soon. A few’ll get country-club pris-ON.

Oh yeah, the Right keeps on, long after the thrill of bitching is gone. Oh yeah, the Right keeps on, long after the thrill of bitching is gone.

Little ditty ’bout hacks and Todd Blanche. They get their kicks criminalizing our land.

Let’s Rant – BONUS POST

This is what Trump’s handlers are singing to the GOP and Fox on his behalf.

LET’S RANT

sung to the tune of “Let’s Dance” with apologies to the Estate of David Bowie and to whomever else the rights may concern.

ah ah ah ah

Let’s rant. I oversee voting results, and we can’t lose.

Let’s rant, to my song I’m playing in the media.

Let’s rename, everywhere that shall BE my place.

Let’s rename, through my crowd, we’ll have outer space.

If you say no, I’ll fire you.

If I say AI, it’s AI, AI, AI, AI.

Because I rule over you, you must obey my crew.

We can’t let Iran, have nuclear arms, and others have any power.

Let’s rant. Let’s rant.

It’s clear I’m having a ball.

Let’s rant. It’s clear I’ll never fall.

Let’s rename. It’s all my enterprise.

Let’s rename, under my spotlight. It’s my spotlight.

If you say no, I’ll fire you.

If I say AI, it’s AI, AI, AI, AI.

Because I rule over you, you must obey my crew.

We can’t let Iran, have nuclear arms, and others have any power.

Let’s rant. I oversee voting results, and we can’t lose.

Let’s rename, under my spotlight. It’s my spotlight.

Let’s rename…

Vance’s Star is Rising – BONUS POST

VANCE’S STAR IS RISING

sung to the tune of “Bad Moon Rising” with apologies to Creedence Clearwater Revival and to whomever else the rights may concern.

I see, Vance’s star a-rising.

I see, a frat boy on the way.

I see, hypocrisy and fighting.

I see, a Trump Mini-Me today.

Forget the evil Right, or you’re bound to waste your life.

Vance’s star is on the rise.

I hear, hot air a-blowing.

I know, Trump’s end is coming soon.

I feel, the swamp is overflowing.

I see, the metaphor of-the-reflecting pool.

Forget the evil Right, or you’re bound to waste your life.

Vance’s star is on the rise.

Let’s all, go vote together.

Keep calm. Two years will fly by.

We’ll have to endure more nasty-endeavors. Our taxes are stolen by-the-by.

Well, forget the evil Right, or you’re bound to waste your life.

Vance’s star is on the rise.

Here I Win Again -BONUS POST

This is what Trump’s handlers are singing on his behalf.

HERE I WIN AGAIN

sung to the tune of “Here You Come Again” with apologies to the Estate of Dolly Parton, and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Here I win again, just when I’ve made MAGA even better. I cut prices even more, and won the Iran war. And flash the Dumbocrats my middle finger.

Here I win again. Just when Graham’s base is gathering a-BOUT me, the stock market’s on the rise. I deliver the prize. With my people and redistricting, they couldn’t live without me.

All I gotta do is sign an executive order, and my enemies have no power. Everything’s up to me, and IN grand style, I’m messing up their minds, and firing my women by-the-hour.

Here I win again. My SCOTUS and Post Office, I have a right to, and greatening us so, my monuments are a go. Here I win again. I run the show.

All I gotta do is sign an executive order, and my enemies have no power. Everything’s up to me, and IN grand style, I’m messing up their minds, and firing my women by-the-hour.

Here I win again. My SCOTUS and Post Office, I have a right to, and greatening us so, my monuments are a go. Here I win again. I run the show.

I run the show, I run the show, I run the show. Here. I win again. I run the show…

Corruption Mode – BONUS POST

Even Sweden (!) in recent times (November 2023) has convened a Truth Commission that generated a report regarding that nation’s persecution of three different minority groups.

The U.S. Congress’ committees have held hearings, video clips of which are posted on social media (with a vast quantity of commentary, of course). The hearings feature questioning of Trump administration officials who have profiteered, ordered or condoned the committing of atrocities and / or covered up the records of the perpetrators. This is the current American style of acknowledgement of wrongs for posterity.

Since the president has amassed sufficient power to control the entire U.S. legal and law enforcement systems, he has been able to duck the punishments of fining, jail time and job loss for his own numerous crimes. Here’s a song describing the video clips.

CORRUPTION MODE

sung to the tune of “Kokomo” with apologies to The Beach Boys and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Ah, YouTube, is displaying, ooh how you’re paying, for Trump’s looting and drama, blaming Biden and Obama.

No conscience, all egos. Raiders. What don’t WE know? There in lawless D.C., Trump’s D.C. is in corruption mode. That’s where his cronies go, to line their pockets and all. Low down corruption mode.

Jasmine, CrockETT. You won’t soon forget.

Cronies on the stand, waffling script ready in their hand. They’re trying to bluff, getting grilled on how they plundered our land. Low down corruption mode.

Ah, YouTube, is displaying, ooh how you’re paying, for Trump’s looting and drama, blaming Biden and Obama.

Low down corruption mode. We’ve GOTten there fast. Reversal is slow. The Third World, is where we’re-slated to go. Low down corruption mode.

A,OC, you’re irking the GOP. Liz Warren ASKS to see, info of the financial industry. By and by, they deFY all things REG-u-la-to-ry.

Questioners delight, in probing facts and provoking fights. That fearful look in perps’ eyes, gives questioners a contact high. Low down corruption mode.

Ah, YouTube, is displaying, ooh how you’re paying, for Trump’s looting and drama, blaming Biden and Obama.

Low down corruption mode. We’ve GOTten there fast. Reversal is slow. The Third World, is where we’re-slated to go. Low down corruption mode.

JaMIE. Ra-skin. Decimates the spin.

Everybody knows, we’re in deep corruption mode. Now you ought to go-and-VOTE, or else we’ll HAVE a worse fall. Low down corruption mode.

Ah, YouTube, is displaying, ooh how you’re paying, for Trump’s looting and drama, blaming Biden and Obama.

Low down corruption mode. We’ve GOTten there fast. Reversal is slow. The Third World, is where we’re-slated to go. Low down corruption mode.

Ah, YouTube, is displaying, ooh how you’re paying, for Trump’s looting and drama, blaming Biden and Obama.

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Even so, a major reason for optimism is that we have free speech and diversity. Yet, glaring hypocrisy is seen in the behavior of those hatred-spreading leaders whose families have diversity!!!

The Strongman Mash – BONUS POST

There will be at least two more years of suffering under this Trump regime. Here’s a song about it in a nutshell.

STRONGMAN MASH

sung to the tune of “Monster Mash” with apologies to Estate of Bobby Pickett, the Crypt Kicker 5, and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Trump did scheming for a power GRAB with the greedy Right. Our eyes behold, a traumatic sight, for this dictator with his cult, has damaged us all, and his inner circle has yet to fall.

He does his mash. He does the strongman mash. The strongman mash. It caused a political crash. He does his mash. It is extremely brash. He does his mash. He does the strongman mash.

From destabilizing the Middle East, to wanting a ballroom where his cronies feast. His sleazy donors all kiss his ass, to get deregulated by his top brass.

They do the mash. They do the strongman mash. The strongman mash. It caused a political crash. They do the mash. It is extremely brash. They do the mash. They do the strongman mash.

The fraternity is having fun. Democracy is coming undone. Many deaths have been caused by their actions, and the deaths have just begun.

The scene is shocking. Their greed knows no bounds: Trump’s muddled brain, backed by Fox’s baying clowns.

A political reversal is about to arrive. But for now Trump’s gang is still alive.

They do the mash. They do the strongman mash. The strongman mash. It caused a political crash. They do the mash. It is extremely brash. They do the mash. They do the strongman mash.

Out from his coffin, Trump’s voice does ring, seems he is troubled by many things. He stomps his feet and balls his fists and cries, I won the 2020 election, and Dems are CommunISTS!

He does his mash. He does the strongman mash. The strongman mash. It caused a political crash. He does his mash. It is extremely brash. He does his mash. He does the strongman mash.

Now his cruelty is uncool. Musk’s a part of his band. And his strongman mash is wrecking our land. If you don’t worship him, his mash targets you. When they come to your door, have a Supreme-Court-Justice with you.

But Trump can strongman mash. The strongman mash. It’s a political crash. Then he can mash. You’ll catch hell in a flash. Then he can mash. Then he can strongman mash…

God Help America – BONUS POST

The United States needs divine intervention. Here’s a song about that.

GOD HELP AMERICA

sung to the tune of “God Bless America” from the scene in the 1943 movie “This is the Army” with apologies to the estates of Irving Berlin, Kate Smith, and to whomever else the rights may concern.

While our president blathers about “me, me, me”

let’s vote to make sure our land is free.

Let us all help keep elections free and fair, heed our founding documents. Deeply, we care.

God help America. Bring back the love.

Democratize her, exorcize her of GOP’s “might makes right” from above,

from ICE and Fox News, to the White House, to the reflecting pool, filled with scum.

God help America. Land of freedom.

God help America. Bring back the love.

Democratize her, exorcize her of GOP’s “might makes right” from above,

from ICE and Fox News, to the White House, to the reflecting pool, filled with scum.

God help America. Land of freedom.

God help America. Bring back the love.

Democratize her, exorcize her of GOP’s “might makes right” from above,

from ICE and Fox News, to the White House, to the reflecting pool, filled with scum.

God help America. Land of freedom.

From ICE and Fox News, to the White House, to the reflecting pool, filled with scum.

God help America. Land of freedom.