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Hacks and Todd Blanche – BONUS POST

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Here’s a song about the sorry state of affairs at the Justice Department.

HACKS AND TODD BLANCHE

sung to the tune of “Jack and Diane” with apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Little ditty ’bout hacks and Todd Blanche.

They’re DOJ busybodies in Never-Never Land.

Jeanine Pirro thinks she’s a reality show star.

Blanche does witch hunts similar to Bill Barr’s.

Suckin’ at prosecuting, the accused who walk free.

Blanche pushes Trump’s crap. Lawyers quit. There’s mutiny.

Why haven’t Blanche and his gang been impeached?

Congress and their-donors are crooks, and they do what they please.

Sigh. Oh yeah, the Right keeps on, long after the thrill of bitching is gone.

Oh yeah, the Right keeps on, long after the thrill of bitching is gone. With Fox on.

Jeanine set us back on the “reflecting pool” of the moment.

Her dispatches were as disgusting as VP JD’s.

Well then there Todd Blanche is Trump’s chump without pity.

Todd Blanche says “Slaves, you ain’t SEEing nothing.”

Fox is playing. Oh yeah, the Right keeps on, long after the thrill of bitching is gone. Oh yeah, the Right keeps on, long after the thrill of bitching is gone.

No rule-of-law for them. Others they probe. Ain’t a man alive who could can save their souls. They boost Fox’s ratings as long as they can. Next charade is coming around real soon. A few’ll get country-club pris-ON.

Oh yeah, the Right keeps on, long after the thrill of bitching is gone. Oh yeah, the Right keeps on, long after the thrill of bitching is gone.

Little ditty ’bout hacks and Todd Blanche. They get their kicks criminalizing our land.

Let’s Rant – BONUS POST

This is what Trump’s handlers are singing to the GOP and Fox on his behalf.

LET’S RANT

sung to the tune of “Let’s Dance” with apologies to the Estate of David Bowie and to whomever else the rights may concern.

ah ah ah ah

Let’s rant. I oversee voting results, and we can’t lose.

Let’s rant, to my song I’m playing in the media.

Let’s rename, everywhere that shall BE my place.

Let’s rename, through my crowd, we’ll have outer space.

If you say no, I’ll fire you.

If I say AI, it’s AI, AI, AI, AI.

Because I rule over you, you must obey my crew.

We can’t let Iran, have nuclear arms, and others have any power.

Let’s rant. Let’s rant.

It’s clear I’m having a ball.

Let’s rant. It’s clear I’ll never fall.

Let’s rename. It’s all my enterprise.

Let’s rename, under my spotlight. It’s my spotlight.

If you say no, I’ll fire you.

If I say AI, it’s AI, AI, AI, AI.

Because I rule over you, you must obey my crew.

We can’t let Iran, have nuclear arms, and others have any power.

Let’s rant. I oversee voting results, and we can’t lose.

Let’s rename, under my spotlight. It’s my spotlight.

Let’s rename…

Vance’s Star is Rising – BONUS POST

VANCE’S STAR IS RISING

sung to the tune of “Bad Moon Rising” with apologies to Creedence Clearwater Revival and to whomever else the rights may concern.

I see, Vance’s star a-rising.

I see, a frat boy on the way.

I see, hypocrisy and fighting.

I see, a Trump Mini-Me today.

Forget the evil Right, or you’re bound to waste your life.

Vance’s star is on the rise.

I hear, hot air a-blowing.

I know, Trump’s end is coming soon.

I feel, the swamp is overflowing.

I see, the metaphor of-the-reflecting pool.

Forget the evil Right, or you’re bound to waste your life.

Vance’s star is on the rise.

Let’s all, go vote together.

Keep calm. Two years will fly by.

We’ll have to endure more nasty-endeavors. Our taxes are stolen by-the-by.

Well, forget the evil Right, or you’re bound to waste your life.

Vance’s star is on the rise.

Here I Win Again -BONUS POST

This is what Trump’s handlers are singing on his behalf.

HERE I WIN AGAIN

sung to the tune of “Here You Come Again” with apologies to the Estate of Dolly Parton, and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Here I win again, just when I’ve made MAGA even better. I cut prices even more, and won the Iran war. And flash the Dumbocrats my middle finger.

Here I win again. Just when Graham’s base is gathering a-BOUT me, the stock market’s on the rise. I deliver the prize. With my people and redistricting, they couldn’t live without me.

All I gotta do is sign an executive order, and my enemies have no power. Everything’s up to me, and IN grand style, I’m messing up their minds, and firing my women by-the-hour.

Here I win again. My SCOTUS and Post Office, I have a right to, and greatening us so, my monuments are a go. Here I win again. I run the show.

All I gotta do is sign an executive order, and my enemies have no power. Everything’s up to me, and IN grand style, I’m messing up their minds, and firing my women by-the-hour.

Here I win again. My SCOTUS and Post Office, I have a right to, and greatening us so, my monuments are a go. Here I win again. I run the show.

I run the show, I run the show, I run the show. Here. I win again. I run the show…

Corruption Mode – BONUS POST

Even Sweden (!) in recent times (November 2023) has convened a Truth Commission that generated a report regarding that nation’s persecution of three different minority groups.

The U.S. Congress’ committees have held hearings, video clips of which are posted on social media (with a vast quantity of commentary, of course). The hearings feature questioning of Trump administration officials who have profiteered, ordered or condoned the committing of atrocities and / or covered up the records of the perpetrators. This is the current American style of acknowledgement of wrongs for posterity.

Since the president has amassed sufficient power to control the entire U.S. legal and law enforcement systems, he has been able to duck the punishments of fining, jail time and job loss for his own numerous crimes. Here’s a song describing the video clips.

CORRUPTION MODE

sung to the tune of “Kokomo” with apologies to The Beach Boys and to whomever else the rights may concern.