Trump’s Brain Is Hazy – BONUS POST

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It’s politics and business as usual in this slow-news-period holiday season. Here’s a ditty about that.

TRUMP’S BRAIN IS HAZY

sung to the tune of “Luck Be A Lady” with apologies to Estates of Frank Loesser, Frank Sinatra and to whomever else the rights may concern.

They should call out hazy Trump. There’s no room for doubt.

All times he has a very shady-like way of cutting out.

He dominates the GOP. His profiteering has been lush.

And yet, before his term is over, his brain is total mush.

He’s mute on serious matters, xenophobic he stays.

And so his foes just hope, he goes away.

Trump’s brain is hazy alright. Trump’s brain is hazy alright.

Trump’s brain was always lazy to begin with. Trump’s brain is hazy alright.

Trump owns militaRIES.

He’s like Soviets and Chinese.

He’s fronted by the gun-loving guys he’s been with.

Trump’s shady with his GOP.

Hegseth and Musk are Trump’s escorts.

Where’s healthCARE? The deficit’s not NICE.

Trump’s charade is distracting, delaying his doom,

as he sops up AI software’s adVICE.

He hardly keeps his party polite.

They’re never out of his sight.

They’re stuck with him lately. They’re mutually dependent.

Trump’s a charade tonight.

Trump owns militaRIES.

He’s like Soviets and Chinese.

He’s fronted by the gun-loving guys he’s been with.

Trump’s shady with his GOP.

Hegseth and Musk are Trump’s escorts.

Where’s healthCARE? The deficit’s not NICE.

Trump’s charade is distracting, delaying his doom,

as he sops up AI software’s adVICE.

He hardly keeps his party polite.

They’re never out of his sight.

They’re stuck with him lately. They’re mutually dependent.

Trump’s a charade, Trump’s a charade, where’s the 25th Amendment tonight?

Legal Bills Suck- BONUS POST

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Trump has been the most litigious president in American history. Here’s a little holiday ditty about this.

LEGAL BILLS SUCK

sung to the tune of “Jingle Bell Rock” with apologies to Estate of Bobby Helms and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.

Legal bills bring a deficit sting.

Trump’s suing and blowing taxpayer funds.

Now the legal bills weigh a ton.

Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.

Legal bills’ times,

add up and climb.

Trump’s suing and screwing, taxpayers, here.

These are costly years.

What a frightening time,

it’s the Right’s crime,

to suck our wealth away.

GOP time is a swell time

to blame Biden in infinite ways.

Hurry up, judges, courts–reject tariffs complete,

or Trump will pass the buck.

We’ll fix his tricks so the poor can eat.

Trump’s legal bills suck.

Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.

Legal bills’ times,

add up and climb.

Trump’s suing and screwing, taxpayers, here.

These are costly years.

What a frightening time,

it’s the Right’s crime,

to suck our wealth away.

GOP time is a swell time

to blame Biden in infinite ways.

Hurry up, judges, courts–reject tariffs complete,

or Trump will pass the buck.

We’ll fix his tricks so the poor can eat.

Trump’s legal bills, Trump’s legal bills, Trump’s legal bills suck.

Do You Know What I’ve Done – BONUS POST

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This is what Trump was singing when his thinking was lucid.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’VE DONE FOR THE USA?

sung to the tune of “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” with apologies to Dionne Warwick and to whomever else the rights may concern.

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Do you know what I’ve done for the USA?

I’ve been prez so long. I did it right, I again made us great.

Do you know what I’ve done for the USA?

I’ve given us all peace of mind in the USA.

My beautiful bill is a great big giveaway.

I put illegals down and raised the bar.

In all my years, I’ve always been a star.

I made world peace. How great is that?

And all those losers, who never-were,

can get their funds cut-off and kiss my ass.

Criminals make me seethe in the USA.

We’re going to conquer space.

The White HOUSE is where I’ll stay.

I was born and raised in the USA.

I sent bad people away from the USA.

Fame and fortune, I’ve achieved in my life.

I’ll show you how to do it, TOO.

Buy my stuff, donate to the GOP, do what I do.

The Dems will turn to dust and blow away,

but if you want, to be my friend, you’ll get rich and happy right away.

I’ve got lots of friends in the USA.

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Do you know what I’ve done for the USA?

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My beautiful bill is a great big giveaway.

I put illegals down and raised the bar.

In all my years, I’ve always been a star.

I made world peace. How great is that?

And all those losers, who never-were,

can get their funds cut-off and kiss my ass.

I’ve got lots of friends in the USA.

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Do you know what I’ve done for the USA?

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Can’t wait to do more for the USA.

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Reagan – BONUS POST

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Trump is obviously ruminating on his legacy at this time. He’s trying to out-Reagan Reagan in terms of instilling fond memories in his base’s hearts and minds. Below is what Trump was secretly singing when his thinking was lucid.

Trump is praising the president he most imitated, and with whom he had the most in common. He:

  • passed big tax cuts;
  • sent US troops and law enforcement on international and national adventures because he believed in “might makes right” in the name of national security;
  • was extremely focused on maintaining America’s worldwide hegemony and dominance at the expense of catastrophic environmental damage;
  • has symptoms of senility which his handlers are hushing up– they’re implementing his messaging and policies on his behalf.

REAGAN

sung to the tune of “Woman” with apologies to the Estate of John Lennon and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Reagan, I was so impressed

with your ideology and cleverness.

After all, I’m forever in your debt.

And Reagan, I will do no less,

in my dealings and dominance.

You taught me, the scheme for success.

Ooh, al-so, I sue-sue-sue, sue, sue.

Ooh, al-so, I sue-sue-sue, sue, sue.

Reagan, I hope you understand, why I rile up my fellow men.

Please remember, their lives are in my hands.

And Reagan, you were close to my heart.

But as presidents, we were far apart.

After all, I’ll be a bigger star.

Ooh, al-so, I sue-sue-sue, sue, sue.

Ooh, al-so, I sue-sue-sue, sue, sue.

Reagan, you were consistently plain.

My style is to cause sorrow and pain.

And I will do it again and again and again.

I’ll outlast you-ou ou, yeah, yeah. Now and forever.

I’m above you ou-ou, yeah, yeah. Now and forever.

I’ll outlast you-ou ou, yeah, yeah. Now and forever.

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But Reagan was pre-internet. In the Trump Era, just as electronic words can globally, instantaneously appear, they can be changed, or disappear. Electronic historical revisionism is easier, faster and more environmentally friendly than book-burning. It remains to be seen whose propaganda will prevail as conveyed by the latest technology, in the next century.

Burning Question – BONUS POST

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In the last forty years, New Yorkers’ political subconscious has yielded the following:

  • two Jewish mayors (Koch, Bloomberg) had 3 terms each;
  • two mayors (Giuliani, de Blasio) with Italian names had two terms each;
  • two black mayors (Dinkins, Adams) had one term each.

How many terms do you think a Muslim mayor will have?

On a related plane, here’s a little ditty on the state of affairs of the leader of the United States.

TRUMP’S FREE OF TRUTH

sung to the tune of “Up On the Roof” with apologies to the Estate of Gerry Goffin, Carole King, The Drifters and their estates, and to whomever else the rights may concern.

When those liberals keep shutting Trump down,

and pesky laws are just too much for him to face,

he’ll use AI in front of Fox’s cameras,

and all his words will fall, right into place.

Free of truth he’s peaceful as can be.

And there his world of flacks executes his fantasies.

So when his brain is feeling tired-and-gone,

he’ll go where his GOP friends kiss his feet.

He’ll get far away from the irksome crowds

who’re asking tough questions from front-row seats.

Free of truth, that’s the only way he knows.

Luckily, his power allows him to make it so.

Trump’s free of truth.

All the time Fox puts on a show for free.

And you can help them re-write history.

He’s telling you, he’s making America a great paradise, that’s trouble-proof.

But if there’s someone shutting you down, why, it’s you know who.

Trump’s free of truth.

Oh Yes, Trump’s Got Flunkies – BONUS POST

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Here’s the current political situation in America.

OH YES, TRUMP’S GOT FLUNKIES

sung to the tune of The Monkees TV theme song, with apologies to whomever the rights may concern.

Round the world, Trump-flies on Air Force One.

All his profiteering, is never done.

Oh yes, Trump’s got flunkies.

His flunkies enable his rule.

They are always busy, screaming his enemies are fools.

Foreign countries are friendly, distracting from the shutdown here.

He’s cheating our young generation, of democracy we hold so dear.

Oh yes, Trump’s got flunkies.

You never know where he’ll be found.

So you better get ready, America’s bankruptcy-bound.

Donald TACO – BONUS POST

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As is well known, celebrities’ names endure through decades or centuries when entertaining poems, songs and other such propaganda are written about them. Here is one about Donald Trump (aka Donald TACO ).

DONALD TACO

sung to the tune of “The Ballad of Davy Crockett” [also, the Beverly Hillbillies TV theme song], with apologies to Disney and to whomever else the rights may concern. There are various versions– with different verses and lyrics.

Born a Baby Boomer in New York’s Queens,

with the real-estate- biz in its-infancy.

Daddy gave him the goods,

so he held every key.

He became a slum lord, when he was only three.

Donald, Donald TACO,

naming the wild frontier.

Through the decades, he fought legal wars,

till his biz-opponents FLIPPED,

and his credit was restored.

Lawyers and PR handled this, risky-chore.

He made himself a legend, forever more.

Donald, Donald TACO,

whitewashing history.

When he lost Atlantic City, golfing was his victory-lap.

He wrote a few books. His deal-school turned to crap.

Even while in hiding, he kept greatness on tap.

He invented New York City, on the map.

Donald, Donald TACO, avoiding jail free and clear.

While building his homes, his golfing never done.

When the Apprentice firings had just begun,

he plotted with his lawyers and his hired guns,

and lit out a smearin’ to have political fun.

Donald, Donald TACO,

the leading dictator here.

His name is biggest.

Now he needs a rest,

from real-estate-to-show-biz,

to the political crest.

He just recently passed the world-peace test.

His propaganda and dominance,

are the best.

Donald, Donald TACO,

king of this occupied sphere.

King of this occupied sphere.

Two Cronies in the Sun – BONUS POST

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As is well known, together, American president Donald Trump and Israel’s prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced an end to the war in Gaza. Here’s a little ditty about that.

TWO CRONIES IN THE SUN

sung to the tune of “Take the Money and Run” with apologies to the Steve Miller band, and to whomever else the rights may concern.

This here’s a story ’bout Donald Trump and Netanyahu,

two old leaders with nothing better to do, than abuse their power from on high and lie about their feats.

They got to keep their jobs when they decided to make peace.

In the public square, they shot their reality show.

That’s where they continued to polish their mythical glow.

Donald Trump claimed he stopped the Gaza war.

Netanyahu told everyone he won.

Two cronies in the sun,

two cronies in the sun

put their foes under the gun.

Peaceful society is done.

Fox News had their software at the scene.

They spliced together propaganda to make Trump look keen.

These two never answer to justice.

They wasted tons of their peoples’ taxes.

Netanyahu’s been immortalized forever and a day.

Donald Trump’s footnotes in history will never fade away.

They got their power, hey, they seized the day.

They own the world that they’re still running today.

Singing, two cronies in the sun

put their foes under the gun.

Peaceful society is done.

Two cronies in the sun

put their foes under the gun.

Peaceful society is done.

Two cronies in the sun

put their foes under the gun.

Peaceful society is done…

Trump’s-Sweet Payback Time – BONUS POST

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As is well known, American president Donald Trump is thoroughly enjoying wreaking revenge on everyone who is on his enemies list. Here’s a little song about that.

TRUMP’S-SWEET PAYBACK TIME

sung to the tune of “Sweet Caroline” with apologies to Neil Diamond and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Trump’s always mad, he never fails to show it.

Who’d have believed he’d rule so long?

Fox helps this king, keeps his messaging humming.

Who’d have believed his base is so strong?

Plans, witch hunting plans. Reaching out.

Witch hunting me. Witch hunting you.

Trump’s-SWEET payback time.

Putdowns never seemed so crude.

Democrats will be kind,

to turn around the national mood.

But now, we, look at “Spy vs. Spy.”

The Right’s smearing’s so lowly.

Both sides fed up. It makes voters blue.

And the Left’s been hurt. The Right’s been growing colder.

Lately, what’s the Right done for you?

Force, witch hunting with force. Reaching out.

Witch hunting me. Witch hunting you.

Trump’s-SWEET payback time.

Putdowns never seemed so crude.

Democrats will be kind,

to turn around the national mood.

Oh no, no.

Trump’s-SWEET payback time.

Putdowns never seemed so crude.

Trump’s-SWEET payback time.

Putdowns never seemed so crude.

Trump’s-SWEET…