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Right-Wing Hate – BONUS POST

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This is what president Donald Trump is singing in the throes of his dementia.

RIGHT-WING HATE

sung to the tune of “Norwegian Wood” with apologies to the Estate of John Lennon, Paul McCartney and to whomever else the rights may concern.

I, still have the world, or should I say, it still has me.

I’ll, own all states soon.

Isn’t it great, Right-wing hate?

You’re going to beg me to stay,

and my name will be everywhere.

I’m litigating ’cause my foes are so unfair.

I’m, planning with Musk, biding my time, tweeting his lines.

We, talk of our coup, and then he says, I need my meds.

He told me his AI does porn and started to laugh.

I said I hope you skate, but I am taking a bath. And no one need vote.

This is my throne. Fox echoes my tone.

Oh, liberals are liars. Isn’t it great, Right-wing hate?

Jeffrey Epstein – BONUS POST

Two cliches are ever-present, but hardly ever heeded in politics:

A man is known by the company he keeps.

When you lie down with dogs, you get fleas.

One Bertrand Russell quote in connection herewith bears repeating:

“There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. Almost inevitably some part of him is aware that they are myths and that he believes them only because they are comforting. But he dare not face this thought! Moreover, since he is aware, however dimly, that his opinions are not rational, he becomes furious when they are disputed.”

Here’s a song that elaborates further on the Jeffrey Epstein story, that is trotted out during every slow-news period, forever teasing but never exhibiting closure.

JEFFREY EPSTEIN

sung to the tune of “San Francisco” with apologies to Estate of Scott McKenzie and to whomever else the rights may concern.

If you’ve been outed with Jeffrey Epstein,

be sure to retain attorneys, top tier.

If you’ve been outed with Jeffrey Epstein,

you’re gonna have, your reputation smeared.

For those who were with Jeffrey Epstein,

assignations, MIGHT soon be reVEALED.

In the sleaze of Jeffrey Epstein, powerless people cowered AT his force and fear.

All across the nation, such tabloid titillation. Evil actions.

There’s a whole population denying participation, in evil actions, evil actions.

For those who were with Jeffrey Epstein,

be sure to retain attorneys, top tier.

If you’ve been outed with Jeffrey Epstein,

assignations, MIGHT soon be reVEALED.

If you’ve been outed with Jeffrey Epstein,

assignations, MIGHT soon be reVEALED.

TACO Donald – BONUS POST

A study cited in Dan Pink’s book entitled When asked different groups of subjects to evaluate the overall moral character of a fictional man who was hypothetically their boss. Different groups were given different scenarios describing his awful and good behaviors. “Indeed, they [the subjects] evaluated a life with 29 years of treachery and 6 months of goodness the same as a life with 29 years of goodness and 6 months of treachery.” When the last 6 months were good, the subjects were forgiving, and seemed to forget the character’s past sins.

The above is just one tactic used by president Donald Trump. He is forever exploiting human nature. The following song elaborates further.

TACO DONALD

sung to the tune of “Rockin’ Robin” with apologies to the Estate of Michael Jackson and to whomever else the rights may concern.

[chanted:]

mislead, deny and cheat

criminal is he

Fear. Fear. Atrocities.

His crock’s on the idiot box all day long,

smearing and flip-flopping and doing a lot wrong.

All his loyal servants on FOX and Wall Street,

read the teleprompter telling his supposed feats.

TACO Donald, block block block.

TACO Donald, sock sock sock.

TACO Donald’s a puppet of billionaires on the Right.

Taxpayers are the victims of the usual hypocrisy.

Even Donald’s cronies find him cringeworthy.

He is foul. He goes low. He acts like a king, raking in big dough.

TACO Donald, block block block.

TACO Donald, mislead deny and cheat.

TACO Donald’s a puppet of billionaires on the Right. bad bad

AI’s his known haven on FOX’s network.

His cronies front him, and tolerate his quirks.

He must face reality and then reverse his tone.

He gets friendly with his enemies to retain his throne.

His crock’s on the idiot box all day long,

smearing and flip-flopping and doing a lot wrong.

All his loyal servants on FOX and Wall Street,

read the teleprompter telling his supposed feats.

TACO Donald, block block block.

TACO Donald, mislead deny and cheat.

TACO Donald’s a puppet of billionaires on the Right.

AI’s his known haven on FOX’s network.

His cronies front him, and tolerate his quirks.

He must face reality and then reverse his tone.

He gets friendly with his enemies to retain his throne.

His crock’s on the idiot box all day long,

smearing and flip-flopping and doing a lot wrong.

All his loyal servants on FOX and Wall Street,

read the teleprompter telling his supposed feats.

TACO Donald, block block block.

TACO Donald, sock sock sock.

TACO Donald’s a puppet of billionaires on the Right.

mislead, deny and cheat

Fear. Atrocities.

I Love Gravy – BONUS POST

The following is what Trump’s handlers are singing to the American masses on his behalf, as Trump and his cronies continue to reap the gravy train.

I LOVE GRAVY

sung to the tune of “In the Navy” with apologies to The Village People and to whomever else the rights may concern.

My admin finds PLEasure, searches the world for treasure, makes money from technology. I have just begun to make our dreams all come true, pushing cryptocurrency.

My ICE is turning the tide. I boost our national pride. I’m savvy geopolitically. Vote with a GOP-slant, make a strong mid-TERM stand, or suffer economically.

I love gravy. Yes, dollar signs are all I see. I love gravy. Just keep calm and follow me. I love gravy. My party’ll take a stand, to back the gravy. I love gravy. I’ve got the whole world in my hands. I love gravy. Biden-has bankrupted our land. I love gravy. Biden was a swindling man. I love gravy. I love gravy. I love gravy.

[shouted: I’ll help you! I’ll help you! I’ll help you, get more loot!]

If you like to PAY tax, don’t you vote, just relax. Liberals waste your money FAST. I’ll stop the socialism-of-late. Welfare and homeless deserve our hate. I’LL make your wealth grow vast. Maybe you are TOO young to vote on election day. But read up on my candidates. I will make them incumbents, just wait. Then you’ll see my policies pay.

[the heckler’s spoken words are in italics and boldfaced]

I’ll help you! I’ll help you! I’ll help you, get more loot! Who me? I’ll help you! I’ll help you! I’ll help you, get more loot!

but, but, but… we’re all going underwater! Let’s see the books, man. I get sick even watching you on TV!

[Trump flips “the bird”]

I. Hate. You.

What are YOU going to do about our credit rating?

I. Hate. You. I. Hate. You.

I love gravy.

With My Rise Only – BONUS POST

“His method was to deliver at every opportunity a barrage of repetitious slogans and vilifications against all who were suspected of the slightest deviation from orthodoxy.”

-written by Arkady N. Shevchenko about Mikhail Suslov, Communist Information Bureau operative into the 1980’s

Apparently, the above quote can also apply to the current American president, Donald Trump, whose handlers’ AI software is singing the following on his behalf; ironically, through Fox’s opinion shows!

WITH MY RISE ONLY

sung to the tune of “For Your Eyes Only” with apologies to Sheena Easton, and to whomever else the rights may concern.

With my rise only, I make world peace.

With my rise only, the Dems’ fraud will cease.

I’ve SAVED the future, everything I’ve done is NEW.

America was hell, till I was elected by you.

With my rise only, only for you,

I do what no one else will do. America will stay free.

With my rise only, only for you.

My love of fighting for you is key.

Dems cause America’s bankruptcy.

Only by them. Only by them.

With my rise only, I meet all my goals.

You really know me. I root out all moles.

My second term’s still an open book.

There’ll be more great times.

Under the Democrats, there would be breadlines.

With my rise only, only for you,

I do what no one else will do. America will stay free.

With my rise only, only for you.

The bad guys who collide with me,

see the super hero side of me. Only for you.

With my rise only, only for you,

I do what no one else will do. America will stay free.

With my rise only, only for you.

***

Who’s the Commie, whose government owns the means of production, suppresses free speech and voting, and keeps his friends close and his enemies closer??

Further Readings – posts in this blog:

Shadows and Whispers, The Six Days of Yad-Mordecai, The Last Idealist [see ENDNOTE on the post’s bottom], Patriot Number One [see bullet points only], Ask a North Korean, Memoirs, Against the Grain

If you have the time to read tens of books, all of the books in the following categories are recommended: “History – Currently and Formerly Communist Countries” and “Politics – Systems”

I’ve Got Your Back – BONUS POST

Currently, this is what president Donald Trump’s handlers are singing on his behalf.

I’VE GOT YOUR BACK

sung to the tune of “I Want You Back” with apologies to the Estate of Michael Jackson, the Jackson Five, and to whomever else the rights may concern.

[whining]

Let me protect you now.

I have the White House to myself.

My messaging’s turning around.

Fox’s smears and lies always helped me, stand out in my crowd.

I gave my enemies the knockout punch when that was all it took.

Now’s the right time for me, to massage the history books.

Ooh, believe me, forget all my rants. I’ll show you I’m good.

Won’t you please help me stay, king of the world.

America, I must try, to let you know, let-you-know, believe me.

I’m still in-no-cent of everything.

I’ve got your back. I do now. I’ve got your back. Ooh believe me. I’ve got your back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve got your back. Don’t you worry.

Trying to win my base’s love was one long reckless fight.

I need to show the world, that I know wrong from right.

Only cream and SOB’s, rise to the top.

In my conquest for the world, I never, ever stop.

Let me protect-you now.

Ooh, believe me, forget all my rants. I’ll show you I’m good.

Won’t you please help me stay, king of the world.

America, I must try, to let you know, let-you-know, believe me.

I’m still in-no-cent of everything.

You-you-you-you, you-you-you-you,

I-give you a lot, you-you-you-you, all you need, you-you-you-you, all you want. You-you-you-you, all you need.

Forget all my rants.

I’ll show you I’m good.

Ooh, believe me, believe me, believe me, forget all my rants. I’ll show you I’m good.

America, I must try, to let you know.

I’m still in-no-cent of everything.

Let me protect you. Forget all my rants. Ooh, I’ll protect you…

The Tricks – BONUS POST

BREAKING NEWS: The media are distributing a reality-show franchise, Reaganomics on Steroids, a GOP Production. Here’s the theme song.

THE TRICKS

sung to the tunes of “The Twist” and “Let’s Twist Again” with apologies to the Estate of Chubby Checker and to whomever else the rights may concern.

BUDget gaming, with accounting tricks.

Biden deFAMing, we get our kicks.

Reinforce the Trump brand, even more in ’26.

Ha, ha, tricks, gravy, ACA tricks. (round-and-turn-around)

Yeah, just trust our tricks. (We’re down and out.)

Come on, settle this, our last licks.

While Trump’s sleeping, and payroll’s ground down.

Yeah, profiteering leaping. Enforcers ain’t around.

The Dems we’re gonna nix, nix, nix, until we wear the House down.

Ha, ha, tricks, gravy, ACA tricks. (round-and-turn-around)

Yeah, just trust our tricks. (We’re down and out.)

Come on, settle this, our last licks.

Yeah, we all SEETHE, at the Dems’ wish list. USA NEEDS, a military mix.

We put poor Americans in hock. We don’t tax the rich.

Ha, ha, tricks, gravy, ACA tricks. (round-and-turn-around)

Yeah, just trust our tricks. (We’re down and out.)

Come on, settle this, our last licks.

AND THE SEQUEL:

Can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Yeah, still we dish it out, like we did last year.

Don’t let foreigners, steal our Hummers.

Yeah, it’s tricks again, fixing time is here.

Defunding and defunding back and forth, we GO again.

Make them know we’re tough you KNOW, and then,

can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Come on, still we dish it out, like we did last year. (tricks)

Can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Yeah, still we dish it out like we did last year.

Don’t let foreigners, steal our Hummers.

Come on, it’s tricks again, fixing time is here.

Defunding and defunding back and forth we GO again.

Make them know we’re tough you KNOW, and then,

come on, can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Yeah, still we dish it out like we did last year.

Come on, can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Come on, it’s tricks again, fixing time is here.

Trump’s Brain Is Hazy – BONUS POST

It’s politics and business as usual in this slow-news-period holiday season. Here’s a ditty about that.

TRUMP’S BRAIN IS HAZY

sung to the tune of “Luck Be A Lady” with apologies to Estates of Frank Loesser, Frank Sinatra and to whomever else the rights may concern.

They should call out hazy Trump. There’s no room for doubt.

All times he has a very shady-like way of cutting out.

He dominates the GOP. His profiteering has been lush.

And yet, before his term is over, his brain is total mush.

He’s mute on serious matters, xenophobic he stays.

And so his foes just hope, he goes away.

Trump’s brain is hazy alright. Trump’s brain is hazy alright.

Trump’s brain was always lazy to begin with. Trump’s brain is hazy alright.

Trump owns militaRIES.

He’s like Soviets and Chinese.

He’s fronted by the gun-loving guys he’s been with.

Trump’s shady with his GOP.

Hegseth and Musk are Trump’s escorts.

Where’s healthCARE? The deficit’s not NICE.

Trump’s charade is distracting, delaying his doom,

as he sops up AI software’s adVICE.

He hardly keeps his party polite.

They’re never out of his sight.

They’re stuck with him lately. They’re mutually dependent.

Trump’s a charade tonight.

Trump owns militaRIES.

He’s like Soviets and Chinese.

He’s fronted by the gun-loving guys he’s been with.

Trump’s shady with his GOP.

Hegseth and Musk are Trump’s escorts.

Where’s healthCARE? The deficit’s not NICE.

Trump’s charade is distracting, delaying his doom,

as he sops up AI software’s adVICE.

He hardly keeps his party polite.

They’re never out of his sight.

They’re stuck with him lately. They’re mutually dependent.

Trump’s a charade, Trump’s a charade, where’s the 25th Amendment tonight?

Legal Bills Suck- BONUS POST

Trump has been the most litigious president in American history. Here’s a little holiday ditty about this.

LEGAL BILLS SUCK

sung to the tune of “Jingle Bell Rock” with apologies to Estate of Bobby Helms and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.

Legal bills bring a deficit sting.

Trump’s suing and blowing taxpayer funds.

Now the legal bills weigh a ton.

Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.

Legal bills’ times,

add up and climb.

Trump’s suing and screwing, taxpayers, here.

These are costly years.

What a frightening time,

it’s the Right’s crime,

to suck our wealth away.

GOP time is a swell time

to blame Biden in infinite ways.

Hurry up, judges, courts–reject tariffs complete,

or Trump will pass the buck.

We’ll fix his tricks so the poor can eat.

Trump’s legal bills suck.

Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.

Legal bills’ times,

add up and climb.

Trump’s suing and screwing, taxpayers, here.

These are costly years.

What a frightening time,

it’s the Right’s crime,

to suck our wealth away.

GOP time is a swell time

to blame Biden in infinite ways.

Hurry up, judges, courts–reject tariffs complete,

or Trump will pass the buck.

We’ll fix his tricks so the poor can eat.

Trump’s legal bills, Trump’s legal bills, Trump’s legal bills suck.