I’ve Got Your Back – BONUS POST

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Currently, this is what president Donald Trump’s handlers are singing on his behalf.

I’VE GOT YOUR BACK

sung to the tune of “I Want You Back” with apologies to the Estate of Michael Jackson, the Jackson Five, and to whomever else the rights may concern.

[whining]

Let me protect you now.

I have the White House to myself.

My messaging’s turning around.

Fox’s smears and lies always helped me, stand out in my crowd.

I gave my enemies the knockout punch when that was all it took.

Now’s the right time for me, to massage the history books.

Ooh, believe me, forget all my rants. I’ll show you I’m good.

Won’t you please help me stay, king of the world.

America, I must try, to let you know, let-you-know, believe me.

I’m still in-no-cent of everything.

I’ve got your back. I do now. I’ve got your back. Ooh believe me. I’ve got your back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve got your back. Don’t you worry.

Trying to win my base’s love was one long reckless fight.

I need to show the world, that I know wrong from right.

Only cream and SOB’s, rise to the top.

In my conquest for the world, I never, ever stop.

Let me protect-you now.

Ooh, believe me, forget all my rants. I’ll show you I’m good.

Won’t you please help me stay, king of the world.

America, I must try, to let you know, let-you-know, believe me.

I’m still in-no-cent of everything.

You-you-you-you, you-you-you-you,

I-give you a lot, you-you-you-you, all you need, you-you-you-you, all you want. You-you-you-you, all you need.

Forget all my rants.

I’ll show you I’m good.

Ooh, believe me, believe me, believe me, forget all my rants. I’ll show you I’m good.

America, I must try, to let you know.

I’m still in-no-cent of everything.

Let me protect you. Forget all my rants. Ooh, I’ll protect you…

Red Carpet

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The Book of the Week is “Red Carpet, Hollywood, China, and the Global Battle for Cultural Supremacy” by Erich Schwartzel, published in 2022. In this hodgepodge of a volume, the author described the interactions between the United States and China in connection with their movie and television industries, beginning in the 1990’s.

America seeks to profit in everything it does.

The Chinese government’s number one goal is to boost its national pride when selling video entertainment to end-users. The government therefore keeps a tight rein on the optics of its products– limits the stories of its public-private partnership’s shows to:

  • glorifying itself and its Communist Party history;
  • recounting its victimization at the hands of evil, Western powers and Japan with regard to militarism and trade in the 19th century;
  • glorifying superheroes who convey Communist ideology.

The Chinese government gets very offended when even one movie-line or one tweet implies that Tibet or Taiwan are not part of China. It censors story-characters who challenge authority, buck established order, or shake things up. It censors disparagement of China, adult themes of vice, religion, gruesome violence, ghosts and gays. China financially punishes the perpetrators– the entertainment companies. Because it can.

Another aspect of China’s video culture is rampant pirating of Western entertainment. Further, deals made with foreign countries to screen shows in China, are always financially superior for China. Contrarily, in various ways, China will curtail revenues for all parties if it sees that the foreign entities’ shows are too influential with Chinese viewers.

November 1994 saw the first American movies (made by Warner Brothers) shown in China. Even though in the next quarter century, foreign videos shown in China became China-fied, only Chinese people watch movies made in China. Americans aren’t watching movies made in China.

Beginning around 2014, China’s dictator Xi began to punish Chinse entertainment-industry dissidents. Between 2017 and 2020, America had 17 of the fifty highest-grossing movies of all time. China had 27.

China has begun to export its movies and TV shows to Kenya at a deep discount in order to push its ideology. But viewers enjoy American shows better. The younger generation yearns for the consumer goods they see on TV. Interestingly, Disney was one of the few American content-providers that didn’t portray Africa as a “lawless land of disease and despots.”

Read the book to learn many more details of how Hollywood became experienced at dealing with China in seeking to make money, while China played Hollywood, and how China is spreading its gospel to the African continent with the goal of world domination.

The Budget Show – BONUS POST

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It’s a new year, and an old budget fight. In connection herewith: a song the Democrats are singing.

THE BUDGET SHOW

sung to the tune of a composite of the Muppet Show theme song, with apologies to Disney, Estate of Jim Henson and to whomever ever else the rights may concern.

[spoken by Kermit]

It’s the budget show, with our very special regular distraction: the football industry, yay!!

It’s time to face the music.

It’s time to-gaslight the Right.

It’s time to flirt with a shutdown,

on the budget show tonight.

GOP blames a flood of scapegoats.

It’s time we assess the Right.

It’s time to raise the cuts on the budget show tonight.

[Waldorf and Statler sing the next 4 lines; season 5]

We all agree to stay mum-here.

The half of it, you don’t KNOW.

It’s like a form of torture,

when we’re scandalized on our show.

To push for lower-cost healthCARE,

that’s what we’re here to do,

but with witch hunts and the-prez’s-cronies,

tax dollars are stolen from you.

[Kermit on getting things started below]

It’s time our media donors rePORted,

on how GOP’s sordid…

on the most Orwellian, Machiavellian,

averting-peaSANT-rebellion…

This is the ReCURring budget show!

[spoken] The budget show. Sponsored by powerless, law-abiding American taxpayers.

The Tricks – BONUS POST

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BREAKING NEWS: The media are distributing a reality-show franchise, Reaganomics on Steroids, a GOP Production. Here’s the theme song.

THE TRICKS

sung to the tunes of “The Twist” and “Let’s Twist Again” with apologies to the Estate of Chubby Checker and to whomever else the rights may concern.

BUDget gaming, with accounting tricks.

Biden deFAMing, we get our kicks.

Reinforce the Trump brand, even more in ’26.

Ha, ha, tricks, gravy, ACA tricks. (round-and-turn-around)

Yeah, just trust our tricks. (We’re down and out.)

Come on, settle this, our last licks.

While Trump’s sleeping, and payroll’s ground down.

Yeah, profiteering leaping. Enforcers ain’t around.

The Dems we’re gonna nix, nix, nix, until we wear the House down.

Ha, ha, tricks, gravy, ACA tricks. (round-and-turn-around)

Yeah, just trust our tricks. (We’re down and out.)

Come on, settle this, our last licks.

Yeah, we all SEETHE, at the Dems’ wish list. USA NEEDS, a military mix.

We put poor Americans in hock. We don’t tax the rich.

Ha, ha, tricks, gravy, ACA tricks. (round-and-turn-around)

Yeah, just trust our tricks. (We’re down and out.)

Come on, settle this, our last licks.

AND THE SEQUEL:

Can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Yeah, still we dish it out, like we did last year.

Don’t let foreigners, steal our Hummers.

Yeah, it’s tricks again, fixing time is here.

Defunding and defunding back and forth, we GO again.

Make them know we’re tough you KNOW, and then,

can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Come on, still we dish it out, like we did last year. (tricks)

Can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Yeah, still we dish it out like we did last year.

Don’t let foreigners, steal our Hummers.

Come on, it’s tricks again, fixing time is here.

Defunding and defunding back and forth we GO again.

Make them know we’re tough you KNOW, and then,

come on, can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Yeah, still we dish it out like we did last year.

Come on, can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Come on, it’s tricks again, fixing time is here.

Trump’s Brain Is Hazy – BONUS POST

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It’s politics and business as usual in this slow-news-period holiday season. Here’s a ditty about that.

TRUMP’S BRAIN IS HAZY

sung to the tune of “Luck Be A Lady” with apologies to Estates of Frank Loesser, Frank Sinatra and to whomever else the rights may concern.

They should call out hazy Trump. There’s no room for doubt.

All times he has a very shady-like way of cutting out.

He dominates the GOP. His profiteering has been lush.

And yet, before his term is over, his brain is total mush.

He’s mute on serious matters, xenophobic he stays.

And so his foes just hope, he goes away.

Trump’s brain is hazy alright. Trump’s brain is hazy alright.

Trump’s brain was always lazy to begin with. Trump’s brain is hazy alright.

Trump owns militaRIES.

He’s like Soviets and Chinese.

He’s fronted by the gun-loving guys he’s been with.

Trump’s shady with his GOP.

Hegseth and Musk are Trump’s escorts.

Where’s healthCARE? The deficit’s not NICE.

Trump’s charade is distracting, delaying his doom,

as he sops up AI software’s adVICE.

He hardly keeps his party polite.

They’re never out of his sight.

They’re stuck with him lately. They’re mutually dependent.

Trump’s a charade tonight.

Trump owns militaRIES.

He’s like Soviets and Chinese.

He’s fronted by the gun-loving guys he’s been with.

Trump’s shady with his GOP.

Hegseth and Musk are Trump’s escorts.

Where’s healthCARE? The deficit’s not NICE.

Trump’s charade is distracting, delaying his doom,

as he sops up AI software’s adVICE.

He hardly keeps his party polite.

They’re never out of his sight.

They’re stuck with him lately. They’re mutually dependent.

Trump’s a charade, Trump’s a charade, where’s the 25th Amendment tonight?

Our Gang

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The Book of the Week is “Our Gang (Starring Tricky Dick and His Friends)” by Philip Roth, published in 1971.

A satire of the Nixon administration, this was also a book-long rant. Major aspects of the then-political situation are so familiar now. There was an inflammatory passage of Nixon’s dim view of wounded veterans. Trump has taken a dim view of prisoners-of-war. The author wrote what Nixon was really thinking, about various crises he either exacerbated, or brought on himself.

Of all the presidents, Nixon and Reagan were the ones from whom Trump has copied the most. The author claimed Nixon said, “We’ve had foul language, we’ve had the cynicism, we’ve had the masochism and the breast-beating– maybe a big dose of innocence is just what this country needs to be great again.”

No American leader has been innocent, but Carter came close. Nixon’s war crimes were many times more evil than the repeated financial and more-likely-than-not sex crimes Trump has committed.

Deaths directly caused by Nixon’s war criminality cannot be reversed. Trump’s breakage of the American legal system can be reversed, over the next few decades.

But the repetition of Trump’s protestations of innocence have: 1) played a part in convincing some Americans that he’s the victim of witch hunts, and 2) desensitized others into acceptance of reality– quiet desperation over his overwhelming power and influence until his name fades from public memory.

Nevertheless, the author harps on Nixon’s thoughts regarding the anti-war protesters on his enemies list. Nixon called the protesters, “Boy Scouts” (perhaps for irony) but Trump spares no expletives in his labeling of anti-ICE protesters.

The author described Nixon’s method. The president received advice from a legal coach, a highbrow coach, and a military coach– on the three major crimes allegedly committed by the Boy Scouts: inciting to riot, tampering with the morals of minors, and corrupting the youth of the nation.

Then the gang came up with a short-list of people and groups to blame for the unrest: Hanoi, The Berrigans (religious brothers who influenced others to practice pacifism), The Black Panthers, Jane Fonda, and Curt Flood (a baseball player who sued MLB for racial discrimination). Trump has also smeared and retaliated against an endless number of scapegoats in his political career.

Nixon explained how he distracted Americans from his avoidance of addressing the nation’s serious problems. “It never fails– every time they start marching on Washington, I’m the one who has to leave town. Now does that make any sense to you? I’m the President…” Trump does the same thing, and furthers his profiteering, too.

Read the book to learn much more about Nixon’s take on previous administrations, and other dirty tricks in his play book.

Legal Bills Suck- BONUS POST

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Trump has been the most litigious president in American history. Here’s a little holiday ditty about this.

LEGAL BILLS SUCK

sung to the tune of “Jingle Bell Rock” with apologies to Estate of Bobby Helms and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.

Legal bills bring a deficit sting.

Trump’s suing and blowing taxpayer funds.

Now the legal bills weigh a ton.

Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.

Legal bills’ times,

add up and climb.

Trump’s suing and screwing, taxpayers, here.

These are costly years.

What a frightening time,

it’s the Right’s crime,

to suck our wealth away.

GOP time is a swell time

to blame Biden in infinite ways.

Hurry up, judges, courts–reject tariffs complete,

or Trump will pass the buck.

We’ll fix his tricks so the poor can eat.

Trump’s legal bills suck.

Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.

Legal bills’ times,

add up and climb.

Trump’s suing and screwing, taxpayers, here.

These are costly years.

What a frightening time,

it’s the Right’s crime,

to suck our wealth away.

GOP time is a swell time

to blame Biden in infinite ways.

Hurry up, judges, courts–reject tariffs complete,

or Trump will pass the buck.

We’ll fix his tricks so the poor can eat.

Trump’s legal bills, Trump’s legal bills, Trump’s legal bills suck.