The Budget Show – BONUS POST

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It’s a new year, and an old budget fight. In connection herewith: a song the Democrats are singing.

THE BUDGET SHOW

sung to the tune of a composite of the Muppet Show theme song, with apologies to Disney, Estate of Jim Henson and to whomever ever else the rights may concern.

[spoken by Kermit]

It’s the budget show, with our very special regular distraction: the football industry, yay!!

It’s time to face the music.

It’s time to-gaslight the Right.

It’s time to flirt with a shutdown,

on the budget show tonight.

GOP blames a flood of scapegoats.

It’s time we assess the Right.

It’s time to raise the cuts on the budget show tonight.

[Waldorf and Statler sing the next 4 lines; season 5]

We all agree to stay mum-here.

The half of it, you don’t KNOW.

It’s like a form of torture,

when we’re scandalized on our show.

To push for lower-cost healthCARE,

that’s what we’re here to do,

but with witch hunts and the-prez’s-cronies,

tax dollars are stolen from you.

[Kermit on getting things started below]

It’s time our media donors rePORted,

on how GOP’s sordid…

on the most Orwellian, Machiavellian,

averting-peaSANT-rebellion…

This is the ReCURring budget show!

[spoken] The budget show. Sponsored by powerless, law-abiding American taxpayers.

The Tricks – BONUS POST

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BREAKING NEWS: The media are distributing a reality-show franchise, Reaganomics on Steroids, a GOP Production. Here’s the theme song.

THE TRICKS

sung to the tunes of “The Twist” and “Let’s Twist Again” with apologies to the Estate of Chubby Checker and to whomever else the rights may concern.

BUDget gaming, with accounting tricks.

Biden deFAMing, we get our kicks.

Reinforce the Trump brand, even more in ’26.

Ha, ha, tricks, gravy, ACA tricks. (round-and-turn-around)

Yeah, just trust our tricks. (We’re down and out.)

Come on, settle this, our last licks.

While Trump’s sleeping, and payroll’s ground down.

Yeah, profiteering leaping. Enforcers ain’t around.

The Dems we’re gonna nix, nix, nix, until we wear the House down.

Ha, ha, tricks, gravy, ACA tricks. (round-and-turn-around)

Yeah, just trust our tricks. (We’re down and out.)

Come on, settle this, our last licks.

Yeah, we all SEETHE, at the Dems’ wish list. USA NEEDS, a military mix.

We put poor Americans in hock. We don’t tax the rich.

Ha, ha, tricks, gravy, ACA tricks. (round-and-turn-around)

Yeah, just trust our tricks. (We’re down and out.)

Come on, settle this, our last licks.

AND THE SEQUEL:

Can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Yeah, still we dish it out, like we did last year.

Don’t let foreigners, steal our Hummers.

Yeah, it’s tricks again, fixing time is here.

Defunding and defunding back and forth, we GO again.

Make them know we’re tough you KNOW, and then,

can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Come on, still we dish it out, like we did last year. (tricks)

Can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Yeah, still we dish it out like we did last year.

Don’t let foreigners, steal our Hummers.

Come on, it’s tricks again, fixing time is here.

Defunding and defunding back and forth we GO again.

Make them know we’re tough you KNOW, and then,

come on, can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Yeah, still we dish it out like we did last year.

Come on, can’t resist again, like we did last summer.

Come on, it’s tricks again, fixing time is here.

Crazy Town

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The Book of the Week is “Crazy Town, The Rob Ford Story” by Robyn Doolittle, published in 2014.

In this volume, the author described political shenanigans before, during and after a mayor of a major world-class city was caught: on video committing a shocking act, behaving badly, spouting inflammatory nonsense, and palling around with criminals. Canadian-style.

These cobbled-together writings of Doolittle, an investigative journalist, were chronologically disorganized and thus became redundant, but she did take a lot of trouble to fact-check and make the story suspenseful.

Rob Ford was born into a wealth family in May 1969 in a Toronto suburb. He and his siblings spent their own money to get him elected to the city council in 2000. For more than a decade, he amassed a grass-roots base of supporters whom he helped personally. Ford remained a “loose cannon” even after he and his siblings hired political consultants to advise him on how to get elected mayor of Toronto in 2010. He promised voters he would minimize taxes, cut the budget on subsidies of events and programs of a cultural nature, and cancel an already-in-progress, above-ground, light-railway project to plan and build a subway project instead.

In early 2011, Ford could brag that he had balanced Toronto’s budget without service reductions or tax increases. However, he got away with that only because he was coasting on surpluses from his predecessor’s prior years. By autumn, he was forced to propose budget cuts. As of spring 2012, “According to three former staff members and a close confidant, senior staff had been trying to get Ford into rehab for more than a year. They believed his drinking was affecting his job.”

The author considered the aforementioned video, “the scoop of the century.” Really?? Political wrongdoing has become a cliche in the past couple of centuries, even for world leaders, not just mayors. It has become trivial in recent decades because people have become desensitized to it. The scoop of the century really ought to be breaking news of a truly world-changing event that is, for instance, associated with large-scale genocide and / or atrocities, such as Japan’s attack on Pearl Harbor, the dropping of the atom bombs, or 9/11.

There are always going to be celebrity scandals, but global game-changers merit mention in the history books. They have big ideas behind them– although tabloid trivia is entertaining and a welcome distraction from infuriating and depressing politics.

Anyway, read the book to learn Ford’s entertaining story.

Let There Be Water

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The Book of the Week is “Let There Be Water, Israel’s Solution for a Water-Starved World” by Seth M. Siegel, published in 2015. For this redundant, wordy volume, the author obviously simply slapped together all his past articles on the subject, without regard to organizing them. His main message was: Hire Israel to provide expertise on water management– to save time, energy, and the earth!

Anyway, in Israel, all water ownership and usage is controlled by the government. Its socialist philosophy is: do the greatest good for the greatest number. Water is an essential resource for humans. Israel’s tiny geography and population allow its government to more or less dictate policies that minimize damage done by selfish, greedy people who hoard essential resources– much more easily than can a nation like the U.S.

In 1937, Levi Eshkol, Simcha Blass and their cronies co-founded and launched a water company called Mekorot. It became a capitalist entity in bed with Israel’s government, but profit can be a good motivator for spurring innovation, and improving people’s lives. Financial conflicts of interest can be forgiven in this case, as the water-entrepreneurs made significant positive contributions to the physical and economic health of the young nation, developing the best water-distribution method for farming.

Conservative Republican Americans would actually scream SOCIALIST!!! at such a system. It works in Israel. As is well known, such a system does not work in the United States because it encourages citizens to start entrepreneurial ventures via financial assistance while also taxing the super-rich on the back-end for having taken advantage of existing infrastructure and front-end incentives. In America, there is little to no taxing on the back-end for the super-rich.

Anyway, in 1949, Israel’s first prime minister, David Ben-Gurion struck a deal with Germany for the latter to pay WWII reparations for lost and stolen property of the Jews. Those funds, and donations by American Jews, through the next few decades, were spent on constructing water infrastructure, such as fault-tolerant water pipelines, environmentally friendly waterways, and waterfront tourist-attractions.

In the 1950’s, the Knesset began passing laws regulating the country’s water system. Israel’s geography, topography and meteorology are diverse from north to south, and present challenging desert-related conditions, so it’s complicated and expensive to deliver safe, reliable, available water to its citizens. The water experts found that recycling sewage by filtering it three different times and ways, made it potable. In 2008, the Israeli government began to make its people pay for the real cost of delivering their water.

Read the book to learn much more about Israel’s water expertise, and how it is changing the world.

A Whole New Mind

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This blogger skimmed “A Whole New Mind, Moving From the Information Age to the Conceptual Age” by Daniel H. Pink, published in 2005. As this volume was published twenty years ago, there is now 20/20 hindsight as to the author’s futuristic, and in spots, propagandistic pronouncements.

Throughout the text, Pink sprinkled names of people, places and things, and recommended various websites, but he did not make clear which, if any, he was getting paid to mention. Also, he used the word “computers” when “software” is the more specific entity that is actually accomplishing the tasks he described.

Anyway, the author contended that the human brain is evolving so that there will be more right-brain usage than there used to be, although humans use both halves of their brains in everything they do. The right-brain does the face-recognizing, emotional, specialized, big-picture thinking. The left-brain uses a broad range of knowledge to perform language-oriented, serial reasoning.

Currently, humans are living in the Conceptual Age; they have been forced to become more and more creative for the purpose of survival. They have collectively acquired centuries of life-experience, so everything has become a cliche. Cutting-edge technology in communications and transportation has helped humans become hyper-aware of, and wise to difficult and dangerous situations. Thus, little by little, they’re starting to prevent or minimize damage from those situations.

The Conceptual Age was prompted by three major, worldwide conditions (that have developed over decades from numerous, complex causes):

  • Abundance (mostly the result of a capitalistic, competitive, profit-seeking– rather than a cooperative– environment),
  • Asia (at the time of the book’s writing, outsourcing was all the rage– the people of this continent’s countries were willing to work for lower pay than those in more hegemonic countries, but Pink failed to mention cultural clashes and linguistic misunderstandings; plus, they have a cooperative rather than competitive mentality in the workplace),
  • Automation (software is doing tasks that humans previously did).

Since the book’s writing, all three of the above have forced people to use more of their right-brain in creating and maintaining a higher number of incestuous trading and investing relationships among and between all different countries, especially Asia’s. But, a whole host of jobs still must be done by local employees, as they require a physical presence; those involving personal services and retail locations.

Pink wrote that in the future, two kinds of people will be valued: creators and empathizers. The innovative, revolutionary nature of the Internet has generated demand for creators, inspired humans to get imaginative and produce content.

But a major campaign in America was already underway to encourage young people to develop their right-brain, and of course, to try to maintain America’s economic dominance in the world. It is called STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics).

With regard to empathy (feeling what another person feels– leading to compassion, care and uplift), the United States has an aging population and an incredible ability to monetize such behavioral trends. So, no worries, despite its current greedy, selfish leadership.

Read the book to learn more about the aforementioned subjects and others relating to the right-brain; including a list of further readings and websites containing online quizzes.

Secret Aging Man – BONUS POST

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As is well known, the trade war launched by American president Trump is wreaking havoc on the world economically, as he has threatened to retaliate against Russia, Canada, India, Brazil, Mexico, the EU, etc., etc., etc. Meanwhile, he and his cronies are trying to keep his (infinite!) past sins a secret. Here’s a song about all that.

SECRET AGING MAN

sung to the tune of “Secret Agent Man” with apologies to Johnny Rivers, and to whomever else the rights may concern.

Trump’s a man who revels in his power.

His TACO deals keep changing by the hour.

With everything he spouts,

with more people– he’s on the outs.

Odds are, he’s losing his grip on tomorrow.

Secret aging man, secret aging man.

He and his slaves clam up,

as they immortalize his name.

Beware the petty demands that he makes.

A petty king will leave damage in his wake.

If you cross him in any way, big-time, he’ll make you pay.

Odds are, he’s losing his grip on tomorrow.

Secret aging man, secret aging man.

He and his slaves clam up,

as they immortalize his name.

Secret aging man, secret aging man.

He and his slaves clam up,

as they immortalize his name.

At his golf course in Scotland one day,

and then staging a media stunt the next day.

Oh yes, his reign has gone on too long.

Never stop shouting out his wrongs.

Odds are, he’s losing his grip on tomorrow.

Secret aging man, secret aging man.

He and his slaves clam up,

as they immortalize his name.

Secret aging man.