This is the song Clarence Thomas is singing now.
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I GET AROUND
sung to the tune of “I Get Around” with apologies to the Beach Boys.
Resort-bound, get around, I get around,
yeah, get around, woo-woo, I get around,
I get around, get around, yacht-bound, I-didn’t write it down,
I got wined and dined, get around, resort-bound, I get around,
I’m the VIP kind, get around, yacht-bound, I’m makin’ real good friends.
I’m getting bugged and probed by some pesky foes.
I gotta find new gifts I don’t have to disclose.
My cronies and me are gettin’ TOO well known.
Yeah, the previous admins used to leave us alone.
I get around, resort-bound, get around, I get around,
yeah, get around, woo-woo, I get around,
I get around, get around, yacht-bound, I-didn’t write it down,
I got wined and dined, get around, resort-bound, I get around,
I’m the VIP kind,
conFLICTS up and down, I get around, I-didn’t write it down, resort-bound, yacht-bound, bound, bound.
We always loved Crow’s trips ’cause they’re for us elites
and we made sure our connections were ALWAYS discreet.
It’s our turn to be targeted, ’cause we’re on the far Right.
We’ve got the best PR and we’re ready to fight.
I get around, resort-bound, get around, I get around,
I get around, get around, yacht-bound, I-didn’t write it down,
I got wined and dined, get around, resort-bound, I get around,
I’m the VIP kind,
conFLICTS up and down, I get around, I-didn’t write it down, resort-bound, yacht-bound, bound, bound.
Resort-bound, get around, I get around,
yeah, get around, woo-woo, I get around
I get around, get around, yacht-bound, I-didn’t write it down,
I got wined and dined, get around, resort-bound, I get around,
I’m the VIP kind, get around, yacht-bound, I’m makin’ real good friends…