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Here’s what Trump is singing now.
OH, MY HOMES
sung to the tune of “Kodachrome” with apologies to Paul Simon.
When I look at all the political crap and how the courts rule,
it’s a wonder they’re allowed to judge at all.
And they’re unfair and un-American, they’ve hurt me some.
They’ve totally defamed me with their gall.
Oh, my ho-o-omes, you gave me tax breaks and loans,
gave me changes in zones.
Helped me build my perfect businesses every day, oh yeah.
I got a bunch of supporters.
I say this IS a Witch Hunt.
So judge, don’t take my magnificent homes away.
You know I didn’t do ANY of the crimes
I’m accused of.
And if you really know HOW to do right,
you’d agree I’m innocent and all my protestations,
AREN’T-inciting racial tensions between black and white.
Oh, my ho-o-omes, you gave me tax breaks and loans,
gave me changes in zones.
Helped me build my perfect businesses every day, oh yeah.
I got a bunch of supporters.
I say this IS a Witch Hunt.
So judge, don’t take my magnificent homes away.
Judge, don’t take my real estate away.
Judge, don’t take my hotels away.
Judge, don’t take my businesses away.
Judge, don’t take my free speech,
Judge, don’t take my mo-ney,
Judge, don’t take my golf courses away.
Judge, don’t take my declassified documents.
Why don’t you leave me the hell alone?
Judge, don’t take my candidacy away.
Judge, don’t take my freedom away. Arrgh.
Judge, don’t take my magnificent homes away.
Hey!