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Here’s a little ditty that explains why Taylor Swift is still a “thing.”
Sung to the tune of “When A Man Loves A Woman” with apologies to Percy Sledge.
WHEN THE MEDIA LOVE A ROMANCE
When the media love a romance
Taylor Swift must stay on viewers’ minds,
and nothing else.
The media THANK the Lord
for the easy money they’ve found.
They report on triVIA when they see it.
She can do no wrong.
Turn their backs on wars-trials-elections.
They award her a CROWN.
When the media love a romance,
she spends her last PR dime
trying to hog the attention she needs.
The media CLING to their comforts
and stay in the tabloid lane,
but that’s NOT how it ought to be.
Well, American media LOVE a romance.
And they do everything they can
trying to promote the NFL.
Lonely, sad viewers eat it up.
When the media love a romance
deep down in their soul,
they want to distract from misery.
Always playing viewers for fools,
it’s a highest-bidder show.
Hard news is impossible to see.
When the media love a romance
She can do no wrong.
Unless more money brings another queen.
Yes, when the media love a romance…