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In 2024, everyone who’s anyone knows who the main Democratic candidate for president will be. That candidate will want to debate Trump, who probably will avoid participating in any and all political debates the rest of his life.
For decades, it’s been a cliche for a candidate to debate against an empty podium, but in this case, it might be a hilarious comedy sketch, at which this little ditty could be sung by the Democrat to Trump:
SOMETHIN’ STUPID
sung to the tune of “Somethin’ Stupid” with apologies to Nancy Sinatra, the estate of Frank Sinatra, and whomever else the rights may concern.
I know your standard line
that you CANnot spare the time to spend an evening with me.
You’ll never take the chance that I will kick your ass
when you engage in a debate with me.
Then after you refuse,
I will put you in your place
on all substantive issues.
And then you go and prove it all by spewing somethin’ stupid like “I hate you.”
I know most voters are sick of
all the same old lies you’ve told for years and years now.
We know you’re just a has-been.
I know I’m true,
and we ignore your fears now.
I’ve practiced my whole life to propose ideas to share
to help our democracy pull through.
With my knowledge and experience,
I know it’s not too late,
and the hell with you.
My time is right.
I get inside your head,
then states of red become states of blue.
And then you go and prove it all by spewing somethin’ stupid like “I hate you.”
My time is right.
I get inside your head,
then states of red become states of blue.
And then you go and prove it all by spewing somethin’ stupid like “I hate you.”
“I hate you.”
“I hate you.”
“I hate you.”