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Unsurprisingly, this is what Trump is singing now, and will be singing for the foreseeable future.
LAWS
sung to the tune of “Signs” with apologies to Five Man Electrical Band.
And their law said, the greatest real estate leader lied.
So I ran for prez and got audited.
And I went in and asked them WHY.
They said your organization made too much money.
We’ll keep harassing YOU.
So I got elected prez and said,
Imagine that, huh, me LEADing you. Whoa.
Law, law everywhere a law.
Witch Hunting me.
I did nothing wrong.
You said I DID this, I did that.
You misread the law.
The law said,
allow all the migrants in.
DON’T shoot on sight.
So I questioned this,
and said to our people,
Hey, we have a RIGHT
to build a wall to keep them out
and keep Americans safe.
They keep coming here.
We’re losing the race.
THEY will be the winners.
Law, law everywhere a law.
Witch Hunting me.
I did nothing wrong.
You said I DID this, I did that.
You misread the law.
Now hey, judges can’t you read?
I don’t understand how you got your seats.
You should watch.
I’m in the lead.
How can you say I can’t BE here?
The law says I have the First Amendment, it’s my RIGHT. Uh.
And the law said
I should be immune to prosecution today.
But the rulings came down from some Witch Hunts.
Those are fines I shouldn’t have to pay.
So I got me an interview on Hannity.
No need to read between the lines.
I say thank you GOP for thinking about me.
I’m alive and doing fine. Woo.
Law, law everywhere a law.
Witch Hunting me.
I did nothing wrong.
You said I DID this, I did that.
You misread the law.
Law, law everywhere a law.