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As is well known, Kristi Noem is the United States Secretary of Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Here’s a little song about her.
KRISTI SCANDALS
sung to the tune of “Sixteen Candles” with apologies to The Crests, and to whomever else the rights may concern.
[Having a bad day. Having a bad day, indeed.] Oh. I hate you so.
Kristi scandals
scream, “might makes right”
all to the delight, of the xenophobic whites.
She outs her-own scandals, makes her power-plays come true.
And she’ll be fishing, for dirt on YOU. [for dirt on YOU.]
The ends-justify the means. There’ve been brutal scenes.
She’s the most-ruthless, huffy-est DHS-chief, I’ve ever seen. [I’ve ever seen.]
Kristi scandals. Deportations will grow, until deaths and lawsuits
end her reality show, end her reality show.
The ends-justify the means. But there’ve been brutal scenes.
Oh, she’s the most-ruthless, huffy-est DHS-chief, I’ve ever seen. [I’ve ever seen.]
Kristi scandals. Deportations will grow, until deaths and lawsuits
end her reality show, end her reality show.