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Below is the song Putin is singing now.
OIL AND WAR
sung to the tune of “Elenore” with apologies to The Turtles.
You give me so much power
but my leadership’s starting to sour.
I really love this.
Oil and war suit me.
Economic ruin aWAITS me.
Besides that, THE world hates me.
I never tire of oil and war, really.
Oil and-war, GEE I think you’re swell.
I don’t care that war is hell.
It’s my pride and joy, etc.
Oil and-war, I will TAKE this time
to say-you CAN-not speak your mind.
In my empire, I’m banning Meta.
Trump really thinks I’m groovy.
This is my James Bond movie.
Don’t you agree,
Oil and war suit me?
If you don’t like when we go low,
maybe you shouldn’t watch the show.
It takes one to know one.
Oil and war suit me.
Oil and-war, GEE I think you’re swell.
I don’t care that war is hell.
It’s my pride and joy, etc.
Oil and-war, I will TAKE this time
to say-you CAN-not speak your mind.
In my empire, I’m banning Meta.
Oil and-war, GEE I think you’re swell, ah hah.
Oil and-war, GEE I think you’re swell, ah hah, aah.