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This song is self-explanatory, about you-know-who.
HE’D LOVE A TRADE FIGHT
sung to the tune of “I Love A Rainy Night” with apologies to the Estate of Eddie Rabbitt and whomever else the rights may concern.
Well, he’d love a trade fight.
He’d love a trade fight.
He loves to invite wonder.
Watch the fireworks as the globe swallows his lies.
You know it makes him feel good.
Well, he’d love a trade fight.
He’s showing his might.
He delights in his threats in your face,
tests the power of his words.
In the spotlight HE knows.
The news-cycle, takes all his words away.
His allies aid-and-abet for-gotten days.
‘Cause he’d love a trade fight.
Yeah, he’d love a trade fight.
Well, he’d love a trade fight.
Well, he’d love a trade fight.
ooh, ooh
Well, he’d love a trade fight.
He’d love a trade fight.
He loves to invite wonder.
Watch the fireworks as the globe swallows his lies.
You know it makes him feel good.
Well, he’d love a trade fight.
He’s showing his might.
He delights in his threats in your face,
tests the power of his words.
In the spotlight HE knows.
Puts his name in posterity.
To hell with, historical verity.
‘Cause he’d love a trade fight.
Yeah, he’d love a trade fight.
Well, he’d love a trade fight.
Well, he’d love a trade fight.
ooh, ooh
The news-cycle, takes all his words away.
His allies aid-and-abet for-gotten days.
‘Cause he’d love a trade fight.
Yeah, he’d love a trade fight.
Well, he’d love a trade fight.
He’d love a trade fight.
Well, he’d love a trade fight.
But it might be lies.
He’d love a trade fight.
Well, it MAKES headlines.
Ooh, he’d love a trade fight.
He’s fooling you. Yeah, yeah.
He’d love a trade fight.
Well, he’d love a trade fight.
But it might be lies.
He’d love a trade fight.
Well, it MAKES headlines.
Well, he’d love a trade fight.
Loves himself, too.
Well, he’d love a trade fight…