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Currently, this is what president Donald Trump’s handlers are singing on his behalf.
I’VE GOT YOUR BACK
sung to the tune of “I Want You Back” with apologies to the Estate of Michael Jackson, the Jackson Five, and to whomever else the rights may concern.
[whining]
Let me protect you now.
I have the White House to myself.
My messaging’s turning around.
Fox’s smears and lies always helped me, stand out in my crowd.
I gave my enemies the knockout punch when that was all it took.
Now’s the right time for me, to massage the history books.
Ooh, believe me, forget all my rants. I’ll show you I’m good.
Won’t you please help me stay, king of the world.
America, I must try, to let you know, let-you-know, believe me.
I’m still in-no-cent of everything.
I’ve got your back. I do now. I’ve got your back. Ooh believe me. I’ve got your back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve got your back. Don’t you worry.
Trying to win my base’s love was one long reckless fight.
I need to show the world, that I know wrong from right.
Only cream and SOB’s, rise to the top.
In my conquest for the world, I never, ever stop.
Let me protect-you now.
Ooh, believe me, forget all my rants. I’ll show you I’m good.
Won’t you please help me stay, king of the world.
America, I must try, to let you know, let-you-know, believe me.
I’m still in-no-cent of everything.
You-you-you-you, you-you-you-you,
I-give you a lot, you-you-you-you, all you need, you-you-you-you, all you want. You-you-you-you, all you need.
Forget all my rants.
I’ll show you I’m good.
Ooh, believe me, believe me, believe me, forget all my rants. I’ll show you I’m good.
America, I must try, to let you know.
I’m still in-no-cent of everything.
Let me protect you. Forget all my rants. Ooh, I’ll protect you…