I Love Gravy – BONUS POST – education and deconstruction.com

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The following is what Trump’s handlers are singing to the American masses on his behalf, as Trump and his cronies continue to reap the gravy train.

I LOVE GRAVY

sung to the tune of “In the Navy” with apologies to The Village People and to whomever else the rights may concern.

My admin finds PLEasure, searches the world for treasure, makes money from technology. I have just begun to make our dreams all come true, pushing cryptocurrency.

My ICE is turning the tide. I boost our national pride. I’m savvy geopolitically. Vote with a GOP-slant, make a strong mid-TERM stand, or suffer economically.

I love gravy. Yes, dollar signs are all I see. I love gravy. Just keep calm and follow me. I love gravy. My party’ll take a stand, to back the gravy. I love gravy. I’ve got the whole world in my hands. I love gravy. Biden-has bankrupted our land. I love gravy. Biden was a swindling man. I love gravy. I love gravy. I love gravy.

[shouted: I’ll help you! I’ll help you! I’ll help you, get more loot!]

If you like to PAY tax, don’t you vote, just relax. Liberals waste your money FAST. I’ll stop the socialism-of-late. Welfare and homeless deserve our hate. I’LL make your wealth grow vast. Maybe you are TOO young to vote on election day. But read up on my candidates. I will make them incumbents, just wait. Then you’ll see my policies pay.

[the heckler’s spoken words are in italics and boldfaced]

I’ll help you! I’ll help you! I’ll help you, get more loot! Who me? I’ll help you! I’ll help you! I’ll help you, get more loot!

but, but, but… we’re all going underwater! Let’s see the books, man. I get sick even watching you on TV!

[Trump flips “the bird”]

I. Hate. You.

What are YOU going to do about our credit rating?

I. Hate. You. I. Hate. You.

I love gravy.