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Trump has been the most litigious president in American history. Here’s a little holiday ditty about this.
LEGAL BILLS SUCK
sung to the tune of “Jingle Bell Rock” with apologies to Estate of Bobby Helms and to whomever else the rights may concern.
Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.
Legal bills bring a deficit sting.
Trump’s suing and blowing taxpayer funds.
Now the legal bills weigh a ton.
Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.
Legal bills’ times,
add up and climb.
Trump’s suing and screwing, taxpayers, here.
These are costly years.
What a frightening time,
it’s the Right’s crime,
to suck our wealth away.
GOP time is a swell time
to blame Biden in infinite ways.
Hurry up, judges, courts–reject tariffs complete,
or Trump will pass the buck.
We’ll fix his tricks so the poor can eat.
Trump’s legal bills suck.
Legal bills, legal bills, legal bills suck.
Legal bills’ times,
add up and climb.
Trump’s suing and screwing, taxpayers, here.
These are costly years.
What a frightening time,
it’s the Right’s crime,
to suck our wealth away.
GOP time is a swell time
to blame Biden in infinite ways.
Hurry up, judges, courts–reject tariffs complete,
or Trump will pass the buck.
We’ll fix his tricks so the poor can eat.
Trump’s legal bills, Trump’s legal bills, Trump’s legal bills suck.